I think the greater story is not one of Dodgers flagging offense, but their spotty defense in comparison to Toronto’s rock solid fundamentals. Barger went 1st to home on an outfield misplay and 3 wild pitches last night. Meanwhile, the Jays haven’t had an error in 12 games.

As an American, what’s a wheelchair ramp? Do you not just shoot the disabled like they’re horses because it costs too much to care for them?

Actual photo of Eric Lauer

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This 4 year old has more power than POTUS, and they both know it.

Does it include Eric Adams?

A great carpenter blames his farts on his tools.

“I have HAD it with these motherfucking SHARKS on this motherfucking plane!

I’d say aiding & abetting a genocide was a pretty big mistake.

Or, alternatively, nah?

So…The Village Person?

AEGIS can absolutely detect and destroy a flying shoe.

Yeah but are you SURE it’s not…

Yeah, but you also did bot flies and Ebola, so…