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I don’t want to do what I do but I do it anyways and I can’t help it. What is wrong with me
March 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I hate everything. I hate that I can’t make friends. I hurt everyone I love and I don’t even know how I do it, it just happens and I can’t stop it
March 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
For anyone who may stumble on to my account, is not to get attention or anything like that. This is solely bc I have no one in my life to talk to. I have difficulty making and keeping friends. I know that sounds like a red flag and it honestly is but no one wants to tell me what I’m doing wrong soo
March 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Well I guess this is my vent account now. I guess I officially have no friends I think? Idk honestly. I hate how everything is so chaotic and confusing. I just wish I wasn’t so alone
March 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Breaking news they found out who Jack the Ripper was
February 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Living in a timeline where we could be doing so much for humanity to improve the living conditions for ourselves was killed when I read the headline “drake has killed the duo lingo bird”. Tf are we doing with our time. I’m struggling to make a living but god forbid if we don’t have another starwars
February 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What is stopping me from throwing a flashbang into traffic really?
February 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Reposted by Android
Just might work! 😂
February 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Wait with trump technically declaring us all as women, does this technically make every man a femboy or a tomboy?
January 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ok so answer me this. If FEMA can’t do their jobs, then who is going to do that job? I mean someone’s gotta do it. You can’t not take out an emergency response team and not replace it something equal or better
January 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Nothing is real anymore. A nazi is running the us, a revolution is going to start literally any day now, I just saw a video on TikTok ,which btw is now censoring major news and information, where the dude was walking around ny with what looked like the TWIN FUCKING TOWERS behind him. Is this a sim??
January 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Not only did we get the American flag at half staff but we also got the blood moon at trumps inauguration

Poetry has never been more beautiful
January 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Having a girl bsf is like babysitting a mentally challenged chihuahua
January 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I think an under rated curse word that we need to use more as a society is the word “cuck”. It rhymes with fuck but in my opinion m, if you use it just right, it can hit 10x worse than fuck
January 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Ayo why is everything so fucking cheap in china?
January 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I need a short, thick, and morally questionable woman to do it for me. And by it, well let’s just say, aim the the barrel of a 950 jdj fat Mac at my dome and pull the trigger
January 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
*popular internet micro celebrity gets famous
*doesn’t date people who know them from the internet and is surprised when they do

Like am I missing something here? Did you not think that was gonna happen?
January 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
To any artist who will listen. How many people do you have come up to you to ask if they can use your art as a tattoo and then just never get it? Does it happen often bc I do it all of the time and I feel bad for it
January 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Trump saying that “it’s gonna get cooler” is like him saying “don’t worry, my hair is gonna grow back”. We at the brink of the point of no return
January 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
So wait you’re telling that in the event that a cyber truck just blows up IT AUTOMATICALLY LOCKS THE PASSENGERS INSIDE???? Cringe
January 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Is it me or does anybody else feel a revolution brewing in the us rn?
January 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Every time I’m gonna crash out I just remind myself “I’m just a chill guy” does not get you out of a felony charge
January 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
So wait hold up, you’re telling me that president trump appointed Elon musk as head to a new department of the government. The same Elon musk that makes the cyber truck which also blew up at the trump hotel and you’re gonna tell me there’s no irony? Mf I can pick up that irony with a magnet
January 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You ever just sit in your room and just go “ WHO ARE, HOWD FID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE” bc I’ve seen a lot of you do that from your hallway
December 31, 2024 at 3:38 AM