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Allan Miller
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Look ye upon my mighty words (on humorous prose) and tremble!

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In Conversation with Allan Miller - Bare Bones Publishing
In Conversation with Allan Miller, contributing writer for THE BARE BONES BOOK OF HUMOUR.
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January 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Award yourself 15 points if you knew that the collective noun for cats was clowder. Then check out this clowder of cool cat tales.
A new year and we've a new issue of fabulous feline flash for you.
So, go outside and come in again. Demand snacks. Scratch the carpet. Then get your paws on this link:
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Devour, savour, ask for more.
Trash Cat let the cats in the bin and it's smashing 🦝
Feline Flash Pop-Up
For this Pop-Up, writers were asked to make cats the centre of a flash fiction. These twenty contributors really hit the brief with excellent feline POV, great voice and a joyful mixture of humour,…
trashcatlit.com
January 9, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Looking to add a collection of the funniest stories from across the globe to your laughter library? Get along to the New Delhi World Book Fair on the 18th of Jan for the launch of The Bare Bones Book of Humour (Alternatively wait a few more days until it becomes available for order internationally)
January 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
This story is worth the price of the anthology on its own, and there are another 26 brilliant stories in this collection. If you’re compiling your reading list for 2026 (as I know you are) I highly recommend adding What Comes To Light. Plus you'll be helping raise funds for 🦔🦡🐇🦊🦦🦌
Our charity anthology authors share the love!

"The Memory of Water stopped me dead in my tracks. Powerful and heartbreaking, but ultimately hopeful. It distils something revelatory about the debasement of the natural world and the nature of time."

Paperback £7.50: mybook.to/WhatComesToL...
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January 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, so why not relax, crack open the eggnog, and enjoy this festive short story of mine published by those nice people at Diceroll Press.
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Little Donkey
by Allan Miller At the school’s harvest festival concert, my son, along with his P1 classmates, sang a song about turnips. I wasn’t there to see it — not because I’m an international businessman wh…
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December 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The cat is out of the bag, and I’m feline purr-ty good about fleaturing in this pawsome cat-alogue of furry tales!
We're excited to share the amazing lineup for our cat-themed Pop-Up Issue. This 20-story issue will go live on January 2nd 🦝
It's a fabulous mix of feline flash and we can't wait to shove it through your digital catflaps💜
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December 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Reposted by Allan Miller
I love comedy and wish there was more humorous microfiction being published. This was one of my favourites from last year if you want some inspiration of what might float my boat in the more humorous line: www.mattkendrick.co.uk/welkin-stori...
Abstract Exploration of Fragmented Relationships in a Work that Embodies Themes such as Obsession, Loss, Alienation, the Breakdown of Formal ideas and the Manipulation of Control through Sexuality | M...
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December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Heavens above I’m over the moon to be a Cosmic Chronicler in the most stellar microfiction contest in the galaxy!!
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Pantwetting? Count me in!!
Like your story-reads with a smidge, or even a pantwetting load, of laughs? Our print anthology has 3 corking tales to whet your giggle-box.
With 24 other amazing reads inside - grab one.
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Teases from @mrallanmiller.bsky.social @youcanandyouwill.bsky.social & Shayla Felix
November 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If you’re looking to sink your fangs into some horror stories this halloween “Sick Ink” by JP Relph @therelphian.bsky.social is terrifyingly good!
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
If you like short stories AND raising funds for wildlife then you’ll LOVE “What Comes to Light”. “What Comes to Light” is available to buy from Trash Cat Lit and all for the low, low price of £9!! Seriously folks, it’s a treasury of brilliant stories by brilliant writers and it’s for charidee!!
We're so excited to share our first print anthology, available to purchase for only £9/ $11.50 🦝
Please consider grabbing a copy - we're raising money for
@WildlifeTrusts
and have 27 truly exceptional short fictions for you to enjoy on actual paper 💜
mybook.to/WhatComesToL...
October 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I’m so excited (about this @genrepunkmag.bsky.social award nomination from @welkinprize.bsky.social ) and I just can’t hide it (hence this post) I’m about to lose control (but hopefully not of my bowels) and I think I like it!!
Please join me in congratulating the #WelkinPrize nominations for the @genrepunkmag.bsky.social awards.

For the Editors' Choice Award:

@cake-girl.bsky.social
@noranadj.bsky.social
@mrallanmiller.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I’m chimply delighted to have my short story Baboon nominated for the @genrepunkmag.bsky.social awards. Orangutank you very much @trashcatlit.bsky.social

Take a l-ooh-ooh-k at the monkey business in question here trashcatlit.com/baboon/
September 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I’m over Dunoon that this particular story of mine, that’s being included in this collection, is being included in this collection. What a line up! Trash Cat Lit once again smashing it out the bin!!!
We're back in the bin after a superb weekend @flashficfestuk.bsky.social where we met Trash Family in the flesh! 🦝

With Trash Family in mind, as promised here are the contributors for the upcoming charity print anthology.
Twenty-seven stunning stories we can't wait to share 🤩
August 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Reposted by Allan Miller
This week for #WelkinWindbackWednesday, "Abstract Exploration of Fragmented Relationships ..." by @mrallanmiller.bsky.social
The Welkin Writing Prize | Shortlist 25
Shortlisted pieces for the 2025 Welkin Mini
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August 6, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Get stuck in to some good stuff!
June 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Here's my story from the Flash Flood. I was going to call it “Love in the Time of Lethal Autonomous Weapons Systems” but I just had this nagging feeling that it might not sound like a barrel of laughs.
FlashFlood: 'Martha's New Boyfriend' by Allan Miller #nffd2025
'Martha's New Boyfriend' by Allan Miller
Edith tentatively shook his metallic claw, then led her guests into the living room. After some polite chit-chat, she asked her daughter if she would give her a hand in the kitchen. Martha could tell something was up. She’d been worried her parents might judge him on his looks, or the way he spoke, or because O.S.C.A.R 9 was an H-class titanium battle-bot. Edith said she wasn’t being robotist, she just didn’t want to see her daughter getting hurt. Martha assured her the slaughter droid wouldn’t hurt a fly. Not unless it was a giant mecha-fly armed with photon blasters and spinning tail spikes. A look of panic spread across their faces. They had to get O.S.C.A.R 9 as far away as possible, but the buzzing of approaching insectoid wings told them it was too late. Edith clung to the vague hope that her husband might somehow bond with their daughter’s new partner, but then she heard his attack sirens booming. O.S.C.A.R 9 warned Mr Coulson to disengage his weapons systems or prepare to be obliterated. When the flyborg opened fire, he responded with both laser canons. Mother and daughter stood in the back garden while proton screams filled the air. As the house was reduced to rubble, Martha vowed that next time she brought a killer robot home she’d make sure her father hadn’t been drinking. --- Allan Miller is a writer of humorous flash fiction. His work has been published in such places as Gutter, Popshot Quarterly, Ellipsis Zine, Full House Literary, Firewords, Porridge, Mono, ForgeZine, The Martello, Neither Fish Nor Foul and Trash Cat Lit, and featured on the shortlist for the Welkin Mini 2025.
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June 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Floody delighted that my story "Martha's New Boyfriend" will be bobbing along in tomorrow's flash flood at 15.45 (BST) @natflashfictionday.bsky.social
June 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Delighted, to be highlighted.
Another highlight from our latest issue 🦝
@mrallanmiller.bsky.social offers humour and superheroes - a combination our Ed loves. His anti-hero, Iain is so wonderfully described.
We highly recommend you listen to Allan's reading of this one, it's a performance.
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May 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The trash peeps have spoken!!
Our Spring Pop-Up is NOW LIVE!
Eleven amazing flash fiction written to the theme of Collectors & Collections.
Eleven brilliant writers we are proud to have in the Trash Family 💜
We'll highlight each in the coming days, but for now, get stuck in 🦝

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May 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Come with me and you′ll be
In a world of pure imagIAINation
Take a look and you'll see
Into your imaginatIAIN
It's the final teaser - our Spring Issue launches in two days!

Our favourite humour contributor @mrallanmiller.bsky.social takes us into Iain's living room and an unexpected request to help save the universe.
Not all heroes wear capes....
April 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Looking forward to getting thoroughly trashed!
Here it is Trash fans - our contributors to the Spring Pop-Up which is coming on May 1st.
We're very excited to share their treasured words with you 🦝

@sophia-adamowicz.bsky.social
@bobbycrace.bsky.social
@adlibby.bsky.social
@delgeo14.bsky.social
@zeinaabighosn.bsky.social
April 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Here's a story and a Q&A with the pawsome Trash Cat Lit
A treat today as we highlight Alan Miller from our winter pop-up. Allan also did an interview with Trash Cat (link below)
We loved Allan's baffling, bizarre, bonkers story and the pitch perfect humour. Get ready to be discombobulated 🙈
trashcatlit.com/baboon/

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January 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Time to unleash my army of followers!
Your daily reminder to vote for the People's Prize if you haven't already done so. There are only a handful of votes separating the top four, so every vote counts!
🔔🔔 HEAR YE!! HEAR YE!!! 🔔🔔

Now that all 15 of this year's shortlistees have been published, the "People's Prize" is officially open for voting.

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You get 3 votes. Each vote must be for a DIFFERENT piece. One vote per person.

Deadline for voting is 15.00 GMT on 31st Jan.
January 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Now, I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking, “Oh no, not another exploration of fragmented relationships in a work that embodies themes such as obsession, loss, alienation, the breakdown of formal ideas and the manipulation of control through sexuality”.
Today's shortlisted story is "Abstract Exploration of Fragmented Relationships..." (etc. - the title is too epic to copy it all here!!) by @mrallanmiller.bsky.social. Congratulations, Allan. A humorous micro that leans brilliantly into the absurd:

www.mattkendrick.co.uk/welkin-prize...
The Welkin Writing Prize | Shortlist 25
Shortlisted pieces for the 2025 Welkin Mini
www.mattkendrick.co.uk
January 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM