Is snogging an integral part of canoodling?

Out Run (Arcade)
Tetris (Game Boy)
Mario Kart 8 (Switch)
Cannon Fodder (Amiga)
Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved (Xbox 360)

Speak for yourself mate, I’ve got exactly what it takes to be popular for a bit in the 90s and then only be remembered as “wonder what happened to that guy, he was kind of ok I guess”.

I wish I was more sensible with my money.
I wish I didn't spend money just to mask my insecurities around what I have and haven't achieved with my life.
I wish Royal Mail would hurry up and deliver my Switch 2.

What if tea was illegal
What if Mr T held the exclusive rights to tea production and distribution
What if golf tees were made out of tea
What if Mr T played golf but he was actually Mr Tee and had to hit the ball off his own head
What if Mr Tee was illegal

Birthday birthday happy birthday it’s your birthday, wear what the fuck you like.

Ok but it needs to be playable with an N64 controller in each hand, so I can relive that time my roommates thought I was some sort of wizard playing Goldeneye that way.

Several areas of England now run by the worst people in a golf club.

Begorrah!

Wait, can we make requests to have accounts removed from b3ta? I'm not talking about my own, just to be clear.

You've what? Just how excited were you?

inews.co.uk/inews-lifest...

Just Marie Kondo it into a corner where you can't see it, and then drink a bottle of wine.

But you are beautiful woman lady and I have great opportunity for you! Please respond me back dear.

I nominate me! Please put me in so I can cover Bluesky with jam and… well, we know what happens next.

Thanks, I hate it.