Mr. Oldman
@mr-oldman.bsky.social
I’m still old. I still think I’m funny. Did I mention old?
Vought? Now where have I heard that name before?
Oh yeah, that big pharmaceutical company.
Oh yeah, that big pharmaceutical company.
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Vought? Now where have I heard that name before?
Oh yeah, that big pharmaceutical company.
Oh yeah, that big pharmaceutical company.
Okay, I messed up. True Wagner’s art is this one, with the lil happy cat. NOT the one I posted with the dog. So sorry.
October 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Okay, I messed up. True Wagner’s art is this one, with the lil happy cat. NOT the one I posted with the dog. So sorry.
I hate when that happens 😂
For best results, you might want to stay away from @horseysurprise.bsky.social here and r/TrueWagner on Reddit also.
For best results, you might want to stay away from @horseysurprise.bsky.social here and r/TrueWagner on Reddit also.
October 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I hate when that happens 😂
For best results, you might want to stay away from @horseysurprise.bsky.social here and r/TrueWagner on Reddit also.
For best results, you might want to stay away from @horseysurprise.bsky.social here and r/TrueWagner on Reddit also.
Shame is, she was actually kinda pretty before all of the plastic surgery and pancake makeup.
I’m talking smooth skin, and a very tradition sense of fashion too.
Gimme a moment to find a picture of her before all of this…ah, got it. Here we go.
I’m talking smooth skin, and a very tradition sense of fashion too.
Gimme a moment to find a picture of her before all of this…ah, got it. Here we go.
October 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Shame is, she was actually kinda pretty before all of the plastic surgery and pancake makeup.
I’m talking smooth skin, and a very tradition sense of fashion too.
Gimme a moment to find a picture of her before all of this…ah, got it. Here we go.
I’m talking smooth skin, and a very tradition sense of fashion too.
Gimme a moment to find a picture of her before all of this…ah, got it. Here we go.
It’s spelled quack.
October 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
It’s spelled quack.
The bigger the ballroom the more million dollar bribes, uh, tickets you can sell to your library fundraiser.
The bigger the ballroom the bigger the kickback from the contractor.
The bigger the ballroom the bigger he can pretend his tiny lil peepee is.
The bigger the ballroom the bigger the kickback from the contractor.
The bigger the ballroom the bigger he can pretend his tiny lil peepee is.
October 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The bigger the ballroom the more million dollar bribes, uh, tickets you can sell to your library fundraiser.
The bigger the ballroom the bigger the kickback from the contractor.
The bigger the ballroom the bigger he can pretend his tiny lil peepee is.
The bigger the ballroom the bigger the kickback from the contractor.
The bigger the ballroom the bigger he can pretend his tiny lil peepee is.
Hey Noem, I gotcha meal right here!
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Hey Noem, I gotcha meal right here!
Bird flu? Feh! What bird flu? If there was anything to worry about our government would let us know, right?
Right?
Right?
October 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bird flu? Feh! What bird flu? If there was anything to worry about our government would let us know, right?
Right?
Right?
Or two weeks worth of her makeup.
October 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Or two weeks worth of her makeup.
His Google reviews from before this pat Saturday. Ooof.
October 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
His Google reviews from before this pat Saturday. Ooof.
Young? YOUNG! They’re in their twenties at least.
More like your everyday republicans if you ask me.
More like your everyday republicans if you ask me.
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Young? YOUNG! They’re in their twenties at least.
More like your everyday republicans if you ask me.
More like your everyday republicans if you ask me.
Awwww, I feel so bad for the “We own guns in case the government tries to take our freedoms away!” posers.
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Awwww, I feel so bad for the “We own guns in case the government tries to take our freedoms away!” posers.
Quite literally my dog and me every morning right after she wakes me up but conveniently leaves my wife alone to sleep.
I don’t need an alarm clock, I have a small dog.
I don’t need an alarm clock, I have a small dog.
October 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Quite literally my dog and me every morning right after she wakes me up but conveniently leaves my wife alone to sleep.
I don’t need an alarm clock, I have a small dog.
I don’t need an alarm clock, I have a small dog.
I never heard of Project 2025, so it’s makes sense that I’ll let them tell me what to do.
Thank you for your attention to my stupidity.
Thank you for your attention to my stupidity.
October 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I never heard of Project 2025, so it’s makes sense that I’ll let them tell me what to do.
Thank you for your attention to my stupidity.
Thank you for your attention to my stupidity.
Here ya go. Fixed it.
October 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Here ya go. Fixed it.
I prefer this type of erasure.
September 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I prefer this type of erasure.
How is is THAT easy to fool a bank?
“Hi, I’d like millions of dollars please.”
“Why certainly, but first, are you good for it?”
“Yes. Yes I am.
“Alrighty then, how many millions would you like?”
abcnews.go.com/Business/cha...
“Hi, I’d like millions of dollars please.”
“Why certainly, but first, are you good for it?”
“Yes. Yes I am.
“Alrighty then, how many millions would you like?”
abcnews.go.com/Business/cha...
September 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
How is is THAT easy to fool a bank?
“Hi, I’d like millions of dollars please.”
“Why certainly, but first, are you good for it?”
“Yes. Yes I am.
“Alrighty then, how many millions would you like?”
abcnews.go.com/Business/cha...
“Hi, I’d like millions of dollars please.”
“Why certainly, but first, are you good for it?”
“Yes. Yes I am.
“Alrighty then, how many millions would you like?”
abcnews.go.com/Business/cha...
I’ve always cut sandwiches into trapezoid-like shapes because two triangles or two rectangles is boring.
September 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’ve always cut sandwiches into trapezoid-like shapes because two triangles or two rectangles is boring.
You’d think it’d be difficult to ignore such a thing.
September 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You’d think it’d be difficult to ignore such a thing.
Google, how are you letting these get through almost every other day?
I’ve lost count of how many I’ve blocked and reported as spam.
I can only imagine how many are falling for this scam.
I’ve lost count of how many I’ve blocked and reported as spam.
I can only imagine how many are falling for this scam.
September 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Google, how are you letting these get through almost every other day?
I’ve lost count of how many I’ve blocked and reported as spam.
I can only imagine how many are falling for this scam.
I’ve lost count of how many I’ve blocked and reported as spam.
I can only imagine how many are falling for this scam.
Okay now. I know I joke around about “Are we great yet?” or even “We’re THIS CLOSE to being great” but I think it’s finally happened.
Our dear leader has finally made our country great again, and it only costs farmer’s livelihoods and about $20,000,000,000.00.
Nice.
Our dear leader has finally made our country great again, and it only costs farmer’s livelihoods and about $20,000,000,000.00.
Nice.
September 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Okay now. I know I joke around about “Are we great yet?” or even “We’re THIS CLOSE to being great” but I think it’s finally happened.
Our dear leader has finally made our country great again, and it only costs farmer’s livelihoods and about $20,000,000,000.00.
Nice.
Our dear leader has finally made our country great again, and it only costs farmer’s livelihoods and about $20,000,000,000.00.
Nice.