ChatGPT 7.0 will be able to enjoy life for you.

I generally gain a lot of learnings from an all-hands. Whether or not I double-click on them is another story.

Sometimes God will part the waters for you. Sometimes he has you build a boat.
If he tells someone else to build a boat, but doesn't tell you, it's because you're just too far gone, man.

if you were ever dropped into a random moment of my life, chances are I'd be either logging in to something or looking for my phone (which I was just holding). That's how I love to spend my time.

"Trying hard" never got anybody anywhere.

I can't imagine a history where "cowboy" wasn't originally intended as a pejorative.

How many woodchucks could a woodchuck-chuck chuck if a woodchuck-chuck could chuck woodchucks (hypothetically)?

Unsalted Saltines are only ever bought accidentally

On a scale of 1 to 10, how existent are you?

I couldn't care fewer

I have discovered a deer