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that's MR jaybird to you
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he/him queer 30's. programmer by day, nerd at all times
The process of buying a house is giving me new and previously unheard of neuroses
August 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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I would not have thought this was possible, but Microsoft has somehow made the Outlook UI worse
April 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I would not have thought this was possible, but Microsoft has somehow made the Outlook UI worse
April 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Lego keeps committing crimes against me (releasing $100-200 sets that I both want and actually have display room for)
April 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
archiveofourown.org/works/649890...

New fic about Beta’s escape from the Zeniths!

#horizonforbiddenwest #hfw #betahfw
archiveofourown.org
April 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Waking up with the same song in my head that Spotify apparently played my husband an hour ago while I was sleeping in another room is a FREAKY coincidence
April 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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More video game artwork! I’ve got a lot of catching up to do, so I’ll be posting my artwork a few times each day. This is the Horizon Zero Dawn piece I painted last year.
#horizonzerodawn #videogame #art #artist #aloy #hzd #gamer
January 12, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I’m so immune to embarrassment that I met someone at a bar today and ended up sending her a link to my fanfic when she said she was a big horizon fan
April 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My sweet and beautiful cat absolutely clomps down the stairs. Straight up makes the noise of a creature three times her size
April 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
help I can’t get any work done because my cats are too cute
April 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Everyone knows about the agony of emails. But no one talks about the related agony of waiting for a reply to your emails, and you can’t move forward until they get back to you…thus the cycle of the agony of emails continues 😔
April 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
For better or for worse Star Wars rewired my brain when I was 7 and it is a lifetime special interest
April 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My cat is so cowardly that she is afraid of waterproof coats
April 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
What I want to be doing: playing video games
What I am actually doing: dealing with someone who stole my phone number to order from fucking temu
April 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse

ME IN 2025: ah, okay
January 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Starting Leverage for the first time…time 4 crime
March 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’m now my parents’ emergency contact. We’ve come full circle
March 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learning about normal forms in database design. As if this is a time to be normal
March 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Incredibly wild of me to have ADHD and pick a hobby which literally involves waiting for paint to dry
March 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
One of my cats was born and adopted in 2021 and she’s such a spoiled pandemic baby that she gets mad when we go out for three (3) hours
February 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Something no one tells you about being married is that sometimes it involves RPing as your spouse
February 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Horrifying my blue state born and bred friends by telling them the first time I fired a gun I was 6 years old
February 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
ADHD hell is online classes taught by video lecture
February 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Today our cat Gigabyte saved the day. Found a towel that has been stuffed behind our radiators before we moved in and alerted us to this fire hazard (by trying to play with it). Kitty hero 😌
February 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
FSP is an important acronym at work but my gamer ass typed it as FPS today
January 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM