Quantum pets.

Doggy superposition.

Where did mankind begin, philosophically?

Some say it was when our evolutionary ancestors first slithered out of the primordial soup.

Others say it was when we spoke our first words.

I say it was when we built these magnificent pyramids, which are now a Walmart.

I don't quite understand why people have so much trouble respecting and loving one another.

I would propose a solution: Hug Therapy

If you are experiencing difficulty empathizing with others, then once a day you may choose to hug anyone of your choosing, living or dead.