Mr. Zero
@mr-f-zero.bsky.social
Host and eye-in-the-sky of the F-ZERO Grand Prix since 2560.
"YOU GOT BOOST POWER!" Follow for occasional tips and tricks to amp up your game on the F-ZERO 99 circuit!
(Parody)
"YOU GOT BOOST POWER!" Follow for occasional tips and tricks to amp up your game on the F-ZERO 99 circuit!
(Parody)
F-ZERO turns 35 years old in less than a week, crazy to think that I've been at this for so long!
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
F-ZERO turns 35 years old in less than a week, crazy to think that I've been at this for so long!
There's absolutely nothing stopping you from sitting in the middle of an empty space and stopping a Grand Prix from progressing.
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
There's absolutely nothing stopping you from sitting in the middle of an empty space and stopping a Grand Prix from progressing.
Nothing ever happens.
October 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Nothing ever happens.
September 30th
Guys please give us a sign please for the love of god
Guys please give us a sign please for the love of god
September 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
September 30th
Guys please give us a sign please for the love of god
Guys please give us a sign please for the love of god
Ooouurgh I'm FUCKING DYING
September 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Ooouurgh I'm FUCKING DYING
Damn nobody want me fr
September 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Damn nobody want me fr
Today marks 2 years since F-ZERO 99's release! What were your favorite moments between now and the beginning?
September 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Today marks 2 years since F-ZERO 99's release! What were your favorite moments between now and the beginning?
The pit zones on WHITE LAND courses are purple, and yet the single dash zone on Mirror WHITE LAND I is gold like all the other ones. You will never unsee this.
September 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The pit zones on WHITE LAND courses are purple, and yet the single dash zone on Mirror WHITE LAND I is gold like all the other ones. You will never unsee this.
FOREST III collapsed during reconstruction, and now F-ZERO 99 1.7.0 is delayed indefinitely while they replant every individual tree that was crushed underneath the track. Sorry, everyone.
September 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
FOREST III collapsed during reconstruction, and now F-ZERO 99 1.7.0 is delayed indefinitely while they replant every individual tree that was crushed underneath the track. Sorry, everyone.
F-ZERO 99's 2nd anniversary is coming in just under 2 weeks! Be prepared, thing are about to get... metal.
September 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
F-ZERO 99's 2nd anniversary is coming in just under 2 weeks! Be prepared, thing are about to get... metal.
It's been 3 months and they still haven't come back with more food.
August 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's been 3 months and they still haven't come back with more food.
There's a third secret track that only appears in F-ZERO 99 under very specific circumstances! You'd better hope not to end up there...
July 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
There's a third secret track that only appears in F-ZERO 99 under very specific circumstances! You'd better hope not to end up there...
where the FUCK is it
1.7.0 comes out next week trust me guys
July 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
where the FUCK is it
Randomly-generated courses will occasionally appear in F-ZERO 99 and Pro Tracks on planets that you won't see anywhere else. Complete a race on them to unlock extra themes to use in Course Edit!
June 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Randomly-generated courses will occasionally appear in F-ZERO 99 and Pro Tracks on planets that you won't see anywhere else. Complete a race on them to unlock extra themes to use in Course Edit!
damn I messed up we gotta go bald
June 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
damn I messed up we gotta go bald
The Cape Feather item causes your machine to launch into the air as if you've driven over a jump plate! You can find them by driving over hidden Item Panels on certain tracks.
June 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The Cape Feather item causes your machine to launch into the air as if you've driven over a jump plate! You can find them by driving over hidden Item Panels on certain tracks.
1.7.0 comes out next week trust me guys
May 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
1.7.0 comes out next week trust me guys
Driving over the first jump plate after the finish line on Mirror SAND STORM II from the very left while facing approximately 30° counter-clockwise from it and holding ↓ down will do absolutely nothing. There's definitely no shortcut there. Just drive straight and everything will be fine.
May 31, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Driving over the first jump plate after the finish line on Mirror SAND STORM II from the very left while facing approximately 30° counter-clockwise from it and holding ↓ down will do absolutely nothing. There's definitely no shortcut there. Just drive straight and everything will be fine.
Red Bumpers taste like cherries and explode with flavor when you run into them!
May 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Red Bumpers taste like cherries and explode with flavor when you run into them!
Twitter sucks don't use it
May 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Twitter sucks don't use it