Mr-DNA
mr-dna1977.bsky.social
Mr-DNA
@mr-dna1977.bsky.social
Say that again again
September 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I threw my back out from gently kicking a paper bag full of empty tupperware when I turned 41. I’ll be 48 soon, and I don’t know what to do with the two years I have left.
August 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Damn it, every time I read Hawk’s name, I can only hear it in the Log Lady’s voice. ;_;7
July 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
He’s merely an instrument of God’s great vengeance, like Jules in Pulp Fiction.
a man with curly hair and a beard is drinking from a paper cup .
ALT: a man with curly hair and a beard is drinking from a paper cup .
media.tenor.com
July 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Or worse, they think they can “cure” them.
July 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
After all the free bees are distributed:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=uAf_...
To The Bee Mobile! (The Simpsons)
YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise
m.youtube.com
July 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I only suggested that there could be a slightly different path to him being a dumbass.
July 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Let’s give this guy the benefit of the doubt and say he DOESNT think he’s talking to the actual Muppet. The only option is that he thinks he’s talking directly to the puppeteer, which is an almost equally childlike understanding of how anything works.
July 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
@eekeekookook is this true?
July 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Great way to farm XP.
July 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You’re so restricted by design in the old RE games that it’s hard not to over prepare. I remember finishing RE2 with a small arsenal because I was trying so hard to conserve ammo. My handgun was in triple digits.
July 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It’s not just the evil acts, it’s the glee with which they do them. They don’t even pretend it’s a solemn duty, they’re just out and out horny for camps.
July 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
ALL OF WHICH
ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
June 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Is # shorthand for “not pictured?”
June 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
With a name like Haus, you better be able to do a German suplex.
June 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
June 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
“Tussle-a Model Why?” is of Kelly’s most delightfully forced puns.
June 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Haven’t played the game, I’m trash at soulslikes, but I gotta go with the pizza cutter.
June 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Hey
Listen to them
They’re on the stereo
Stereo
June 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It’s the internet, people are mad at everything. My point is he needs more new duds in Mario Kart. If they’re going to redesign a character, they should be leaning in to their tie-and-nothing-else guy wearing clothes! Even Birdo is absolutely serving in the two outfits she got. (1 more than DK!)
June 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
HEY HEY HEY, before you’re so quick to judge, I think it’s important to also state that he’s an INCESTUOUS pedophile.
June 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I’m hoping he gets some more outfits in Mario Kart World once Bananza comes out. I like the new look too, but I think a big part of it is the first pair of pants DK’s been given in 44 years.
June 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I was about to say “imagine posting this and thinking you’re the good guy,” but I don’t think they care whether or not they’re seen as good guys.
June 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM