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mpturp.bsky.social
Goblin Pirate Mickey
@mpturp.bsky.social
NB, They/Them
Goblinoid with arguably too much manufacturing experience chasing dreams and building things!

Check out the website for more updates and ongoing stuff!
https://mpturp.com/
Bellend peppers growing in strong this year I see
September 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Damn, last time I was this early people were impressed by someone being the first to comment on a vimeo upload
July 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I'd be about this, but mostly for the single serving caramel sauce packets I could make from em
February 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Cows With Guns - The Original Animation
YouTube video by Thermosion
youtu.be
December 18, 2024 at 8:33 AM
I've been struggling to do the Internet thing lately but I've been taking mine absolutely everywhere, thank you so much!
October 2, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Water Dog Hose Bite GIF
ALT: Water Dog Hose Bite GIF
media.tenor.com
June 11, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Congrolances it is then
May 27, 2024 at 4:53 PM
10 to 11 wasn't the worst for me, but I have to fix my audio/drivers/all that shit on a reg anyhow so your mileage may vary

Tbh idk how much coding you do on the local machine but I'd imagine it's gonna make compiling real fun
April 30, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Ah yes, my favorite eyeshadow palette, Jaundice

Goes really well with the Scurvy liner
April 30, 2024 at 5:32 PM
That poor alligator tho
April 27, 2024 at 3:43 AM
You and @tenercomics.bsky.social both eh? Happy birthday!
April 12, 2024 at 1:15 AM
You mind if I bug you about how you set that up sometime? I've been meaning to set up a media server on my home network for a while now but never find motivation and energy for it at the same time 😅
March 3, 2024 at 8:29 PM
The rocks should be a 1:1 ratio of dollars to pounds so they don't have to suffer a pay cut in this change.

Would hate to see an oil exec take home less than a few million each day eh
March 1, 2024 at 6:30 PM
"Who's leaving all these goddamn glitter golems all over my temperate rainforest?"

~The park ranger after yet another vampire fight
February 23, 2024 at 10:49 AM
Megan may not comment maybe but that doesn't prevent a goblin with a3d printer from doin a damn thing eh
😈
www.thingiverse.com/thing:2662731
February 7, 2024 at 6:40 PM
"Nope you heard right, this thing has ignited. dude's fired up.
dunno who gave it agency and a will of its own but it's kidnapped an intern whilst yelling about nascar qualifying trials requiring a driver."
...
"Unable to turn device off and back on again."
January 23, 2024 at 11:24 PM