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MPS, Esq.
@mpsever.bsky.social
Attorney working in the Second City. Husband, Father, sports fan, Marquette alumnus, cynical optimist, average golfer. A smorgasbord of sardonicism.
"Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS and the Yankees will lead off the bottom of the 11th with Aaron Boone's first at-bat of the night andddddd nope it looks like it's gonna be Jorge Posada again even though he just hit last inning."
December 2, 2024 at 5:02 PM
That's extremely sweet (and smart/self-interested), but I don't think that's the situation here.

Little Lady (5) is frankly asking more provocative questions ("How does he fly to everywhere in one night?") and he retorts ("He uses his magic!") as if saying "Duh! Don't you know that?"
stan marsh says stop being a baby in front of a group of south park characters
ALT: stan marsh says stop being a baby in front of a group of south park characters
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Reposted by MPS, Esq.
If you don't want the chicken to shit on your painting, defeat the chicken's football team. Otherwise the chicken can do whatever the chicken wants
December 1, 2024 at 2:25 AM
LFG.
November 28, 2024 at 2:51 AM
This is what I’m talking about.
November 28, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Inclement weather grounds Santa’s sleigh so he goes around town trying to get help and in the end Michael Jordan saves Christmas. What a fever dream.
November 27, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Boozy basketball weekends in Milwaukee and Madison.

Law school runs between Chicago and St. Louis.

Took one to go run a half marathon in Indianapolis.

A not-insignificant part of my 20s.
November 22, 2024 at 3:58 PM