I'm sure this will not get me yelled at in for years via a random article on JSTOR by some niche humanities scholar who's been an expert in their field since before the turn of the millennium. Nope, definitely not.

Wanna be her so bad..........

if there's one thing bitches want it's setting-accurate profanity (it's me, I'm bitches)

if I'm being honest, I've spent my birthday on sillier writing projects than this

if there's anything Catholicism is good for, it's having really specific contacts to whom to address your grievances

you know what, fair, you gotta talk about your interests until you find the people who share them

you either have the best luck imaginable or a secret trick you learned from a forest witch, I'm convinced

they're right there! let me at 'em!

In related news, don't work a 9-5 and take a full time course load. Don't do it.

;-; It's wonderful to be here!