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Mike
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Sorry, only a natural intelligence agent.
So, basically once you get a Dyson sphere add a few options and you get a Death Star.
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Not a good day if you have services running there and are on call…
October 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Shuttle code from 1969? Regardless those calculations done in assembly 🤯
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Kind of amazing how Pi’s and Arduinos are so prevalent in the pc retomods.
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Bertram Gilfoyle.
October 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Yeah, Ive seen senior managers and directors answer tickets whenever the phrase ‘… since this issue breaches our SLA… ‘ or ‘ …will be forwarding to our legal department…’ shows up.
October 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
And you better be a general contractor.
October 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I wonder how many of these were sent and how many ppl clicked the link.
October 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The goal is to make Windows more of a SaS and get people use to the idea of paying monthly for features and eventually Windows as a whole.
October 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I can guess that this is part of a long term strategy. Buy existing mindshare, slowly add proprietary ip to the mix, get people locked into your products.
October 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Not surprised.
October 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
EA always had a great work environment. /s I’m sure it will get even better. 😉
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
‘Now that flaming lithium is someone else’s problem.’
I’m sure the design team were giving each other high fives when they came up with this idea.
September 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
At first glance I thought you were doing something with an MRI .
September 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I don’t understand this trend to have everything flush / touch /hidden. As I get older I will have to pull out my glasses to find the handle to get in the car.
September 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Reposted by Mike
September 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Why do I get the feeling we would be watching a version of ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ for 3years.
September 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
If you find your code reviews dull and uninspired, add a few lines of Perl ( you can always find some place for it).
August 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
You get better bandwidth and latency with fiber anyway.
August 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
You should try running some gpt Terraform code on production 😐
August 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Hard to believe if you didn’t show pics. Pearson would always have a line at US customs.
July 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Spend more time trying to figure out a proper var name than writing the function, only to have ppl criticize your choice of names during a code review/MR.
July 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
NASA is constantly doing work thats so hard core, there should be an adult content warning on their web site.
July 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It was pretty good. For a while was using it daily alongside windows.
July 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM