Wife, 4 minutes later: the bottles and sanitizer melted!
Sick Toddler, this evening: *sticks every remaining sanitized pacifier he can find in his mouth*
I am tired.
Wife, 4 minutes later: the bottles and sanitizer melted!
Sick Toddler, this evening: *sticks every remaining sanitized pacifier he can find in his mouth*
I am tired.
Toddler: Good night, farteds.
Dad, contractually obligated to support toddler: Good night, farteds.
Toddler: Good night, farteds.
Dad, contractually obligated to support toddler: Good night, farteds.