Matt Passet
@mpasset.bsky.social
Producer for Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. Excited to be here. Hoping to make some lifelong friends.
Oh fuck you directions on my new toothbrush
October 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Oh fuck you directions on my new toothbrush
It’s cool that Al Pacino is such a good actor that nobody even batted an eye as he’s transformed into a beautiful majestic lion.
September 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It’s cool that Al Pacino is such a good actor that nobody even batted an eye as he’s transformed into a beautiful majestic lion.
I’ll see your Nathan Fielder and raise you Dan from Veep
July 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I’ll see your Nathan Fielder and raise you Dan from Veep
I’m old enough to remember when this was big beautiful Bill
July 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’m old enough to remember when this was big beautiful Bill
I think the problem with the internet is that I feel the need to publicly state that Richard Manuel from The Band looks like @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social from @guster.bsky.social when really this is just something I should tell my wife when she gets home from work and is tired and is ignoring me.
July 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I think the problem with the internet is that I feel the need to publicly state that Richard Manuel from The Band looks like @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social from @guster.bsky.social when really this is just something I should tell my wife when she gets home from work and is tired and is ignoring me.
Yeah, not great man.
April 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Yeah, not great man.
Was about to see a Broadway show tonight but had to leave when they wouldn’t let me in with my fireworks.
March 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Was about to see a Broadway show tonight but had to leave when they wouldn’t let me in with my fireworks.
Mark Zuckerberg looks like Gene Wilder trying to act hard.
March 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Mark Zuckerberg looks like Gene Wilder trying to act hard.
Tough assignment for Trump. I guess a NASCAR race and some golf?
February 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Tough assignment for Trump. I guess a NASCAR race and some golf?
Not clicking link so I can assume the catch is that the doctor mixed up his file with another Mitchell Robinson.
January 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Not clicking link so I can assume the catch is that the doctor mixed up his file with another Mitchell Robinson.
Longtime Madison Square Garden photographer George Kalinsky passed away this week. He was a great guy and became a friend in the last ten or so years. Here’s a photo he forced Spike Lee to take with me. You can’t even tell that Spike doesn’t want to be in it.
January 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Longtime Madison Square Garden photographer George Kalinsky passed away this week. He was a great guy and became a friend in the last ten or so years. Here’s a photo he forced Spike Lee to take with me. You can’t even tell that Spike doesn’t want to be in it.
Ok so my buddy Smitty took what his cousin said was a microdose of shrooms but Smitty was super fucked up so I don’t know & they go into Round Room & he’s losing his mind & keeps saying the garden is round but couldn’t remember the word so he’s saying “the garden is rum, it’s rum.” Anyway, sick show
December 31, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Ok so my buddy Smitty took what his cousin said was a microdose of shrooms but Smitty was super fucked up so I don’t know & they go into Round Room & he’s losing his mind & keeps saying the garden is round but couldn’t remember the word so he’s saying “the garden is rum, it’s rum.” Anyway, sick show
Famously known of course to sometimes hold his glasses, and at other times wear his glasses.
December 12, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Famously known of course to sometimes hold his glasses, and at other times wear his glasses.
These raisins are great. So glad this woman fucked up and left those grapes in the sun.
December 10, 2024 at 2:31 PM
These raisins are great. So glad this woman fucked up and left those grapes in the sun.
Fun fact: When you used to go see a movie in outer space in the 1930’s, this is what the ushers would wear.
November 16, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Fun fact: When you used to go see a movie in outer space in the 1930’s, this is what the ushers would wear.
Surely this is an oil painting of his father, no? I mean it’s pretty realistic but still obviously a painting of a man.
November 13, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Surely this is an oil painting of his father, no? I mean it’s pretty realistic but still obviously a painting of a man.
With the announcement of his AG pick, Trump is now appointing literal Disney villains.
November 13, 2024 at 9:09 PM
With the announcement of his AG pick, Trump is now appointing literal Disney villains.
Yeah, so is Bon Jovi’s sickest album.
November 13, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Yeah, so is Bon Jovi’s sickest album.
Finally in the format Cormac McCarthy always intended.
November 11, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Finally in the format Cormac McCarthy always intended.
Can’t believe they brought in Mariano at the end to inspect this new shirt I bought.
September 29, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Can’t believe they brought in Mariano at the end to inspect this new shirt I bought.
Robert Smigel became Salman Rushdie so gradually we barely even noticed.
January 19, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Robert Smigel became Salman Rushdie so gradually we barely even noticed.
Looks like Giuliani is holding a presser at my neighbor’s house.
October 25, 2023 at 12:46 PM
Looks like Giuliani is holding a presser at my neighbor’s house.
“Angry kid stock photo”
August 25, 2023 at 1:16 AM
“Angry kid stock photo”
Seen here spotting the ocean
August 24, 2023 at 4:35 PM
Seen here spotting the ocean
Actually impressive that his mugshot look is better than his going out to talk to reporters look
August 23, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Actually impressive that his mugshot look is better than his going out to talk to reporters look