Mike Ashmore
@mp-ashmore.bsky.social
How do you do?
Please don't hold this nonsense against anyone else.
Please don't hold this nonsense against anyone else.
It _really_ wants to sell me that single legged doll. But also, some Wrestlemania figurines and...I think... an endoscope? Christ.
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It _really_ wants to sell me that single legged doll. But also, some Wrestlemania figurines and...I think... an endoscope? Christ.
For the record: never bought a thing off Marketplace. Does not stop it trying to pimp me stuff according a set of defaults that must be, at best, 'boring middle-aged weirdo'
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
For the record: never bought a thing off Marketplace. Does not stop it trying to pimp me stuff according a set of defaults that must be, at best, 'boring middle-aged weirdo'
Reposted by Mike Ashmore
Best thing I’ve seen all day ..Thankyou 🇬🇧👏😎💙
Trump: “Other countries, and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much."
United Kingdom: “Heyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why you’re such a cunt.” 🇬🇧
Trump: “Other countries, and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much."
United Kingdom: “Heyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why you’re such a cunt.” 🇬🇧
September 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Aaaaand everyone's gone home, you wouldn't know it had been here. One arrest, some Pro bloke tiktoked by a dozen people as he was gently arrested and put in a van. Otherwise... tumbleweeds.
September 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Aaaaand everyone's gone home, you wouldn't know it had been here. One arrest, some Pro bloke tiktoked by a dozen people as he was gently arrested and put in a van. Otherwise... tumbleweeds.