I have tasted
the sandwich
that was lobbed
at my bulletproof vest

and which
you probably spent
your hard-earned
money on

forgive me
it smelled delicious
so onion-y
so mustard-y

I feel sorry for his constituents because the Speaker literally "doesn't know" anything he is asked. Ever.

This is so spot on for political scientists especially!

One of the best. Glad for what good he did in the world, wish he was still here to keep doing it.