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Mark
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“On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion.”
When your wife, who knows you were a bit bummed that you couldn’t be at Fenway for “Superman Night” when they were handing these out, decides to surprise you, and guys, my jaw done hit the ground 😍 #superman
July 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hey, @jupinwhm.bsky.social, if you thought getting sprayed in the face with water during ‘MI: Fallout’ was bad, have I got something for you…
May 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Seven incredible days in Italy 🇮🇹 A pretty amazing and surreal way to spend the kids’ Spring Break. We’re exhausted and spent, but also blessed and grateful for such a wonderful experience. Too many pictures to post, so four pics from four key destinations seems to sum it up pretty well.
March 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Me after watching the last batch of ‘Cobra Kai’ episodes: “OMG, Daniel’s wife must be ready to divorce him if he even so much as utters the word “karate” ever again.”

Cobra Kai trailer released today
February 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Maple (aka The Marvelous Mrs Maple, aka Ms. Toebeans) wishes everyone a lovely Tuesday evening
January 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“But, Mr President. How do we inform the public about another outbreak or public health crisis?”

“Never happened”

“But…”

“Never. Happened.”

😡🤬
January 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
On behalf of Miss Maple and Mr Marble, good Monday evening
January 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Ok, but why does this lyric go so hard?
December 18, 2024 at 4:17 AM
There some kind of pasta police I’m unaware of? “Lasagna with Meat Sauce Standard”? Don’t tell me how to live my life, carbonara coppers!
December 9, 2024 at 12:55 AM
When I finish brushing my teeth, turn around and see this staring back at me… 😳
December 2, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Made my family’s cranberry pumpkin bread for the holidays, this afternoon, with a very special sous chef. In all honesty, she did most of the work. All I did was measure the ingredients out, set the temp and pour the batter in the pans. Anytime I went to do anything else I got “No Daddy, I got this”
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Marble, aka “Mr. Chunkybutt” would like boops from everyone, lest he release a flurry of skipty paps on your collective noses
December 1, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from me and mine to you and yours, this year from London!
November 28, 2024 at 1:46 PM
When I was a kid, one of my favorite first “chapter books” was Arthur Conan Doyle’s “The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes”.

Well, yesterday, I finally made my way to 221b Baker Street, and I had a great time seeing all the memorabilia. Even saw a copy of one of the 1st Holmes books I read as a kid
November 27, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Late lunch in a private heated igloo? Don’t mind if we do! The Athridges have come to London!
November 25, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Off to London for the Thanksgiving holiday. And no, the irony is not lost on me that we are fleeing to the very land the pilgrims fled. Onward!
November 25, 2024 at 11:41 AM
On the plane to London, had to watch a classic. You know, for the greater good

#hotfuzz
November 25, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Last school year, my son AJ got to play Toto is his school’s production of ‘The Wizard of Oz’. This year’s show is ‘Charlie & The Chocolate Factory’, and for this go around, AJ wanted the role of Mike Teevee. Well, wanted the role, auditioned for the role, GOT THE ROLE! Meet Mike Teevee!
November 22, 2024 at 10:55 PM
GUUUUUUUUUUUURL 😂💀
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Seriously, what is she looking at? There’s nothing in here. No bugs, not her brother, nothing. What does she see?? 🐈 #maple
November 21, 2024 at 2:43 AM
The way Marble folds his front paws, one over the other, always makes me wonder “Just what is he thinking?”
November 18, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Marble thought my Roku screensaver was a legit aquarium, and the guilt I felt eventually turning the TV off was palpable
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Da Maple, and Da Marble
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Definitely feel safe here, honestly a great feeling after the last few days. Meet the cats, everyone; Maple (on ze left) and Marble (on ze right)
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM