Hilarious they finally got a translator for the Sentai that's a complete farce.

Koichi: Okay so all of this dialogue is jokes so uhhhhh...good luck.

Whose your main?

Poor dog, he probably thinks the other dog is trying to take his tiger toy.

Man...Rikishi's gonna be pissed.

It's really telling that all Alan and his Dad needed was one more conversation and a hug to truly understand each other and to have a long lasting positive relationship. Man the first Jumanji was great. (3/3)

..., just to find his son. Which he never does because his son is trapped in a game. Then he gains the reputation murdering his son with an axe then dies alone sometime after his wife passes. Never knowing what happened to Alan. All because Jumanji wants people to roll some dice. (2/3)