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asshole outlaw
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i wanna wear pink and tell you how i feel about politics. // long suffering sports fan. // 33 // she/her
honestly obsessed
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i just really love musical theater
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
ok i’ve finally goldilocks’d it
August 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i swear nothing feels better than leaving a review for a terrible class
August 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Thank you, Demps 💚

A career spent giving back to the city that raised you, inspiring teammates, fans and future generations with every shift. Congratulations on an incredible career Jillian, we’re wishing you all the best in retirement!
August 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
should’ve stayed home
July 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
i hate my kinesiology class what do you mean my final is three days after another exam??? and there are two quizzes due the same day as that other exam?? you make no sense.
July 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
calling me on 7/24 trying to get a consult AND procedure visit before 8/14 is INCREDIBLE work lmfao girl…….
July 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
this is a totally unreasonable amount of assignments due in one day right I’m not crazy
July 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
ah i see the Mets refuse to play well this weekend
July 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
my kinesiology class sucks so bad... like sorry some of us have a full time job and don't have hours upon hours a day to work on this GEN ED course??
July 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
can someone do my homework for me
July 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
this love island finale pmo tbh i don't understand what's happening at all rn
July 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
with no respect at all, the only thing that's a joke is being a bunch of pissbabies. your pitchers said no. the guy was offered to be an all star and said no. if it mattered that much change the rotation up considering it's the last game before the break? like i don't. get it.
A Brewers rookie with five starts has made the NL All-Star team.

And the Phillies are not happy about it. “What a joke.”

More on Kyle Schwarber being the only Phillies player who will actually go to the Midsummer Classic: http://dlvr.it/TLtHX9
July 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i'm finally watching kpop demon hunters and it's already so perfect 2 me
July 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
a patient has called/sent portal messages/tried to schedule her own appt 4 times in the past hour… please free me
July 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
we are having a general meeting with patient relations and it is my fault lmao
July 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
this is the best episode of love island ever
July 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i'm cRYING
July 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
happy beach day
July 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Reposted by asshole outlaw
I can’t believe this needs to be said but children in red states do not deserve to die over Trump and Elon cutting and gutting government programs like the national weather service, Medicaid, SNAP, etc.

It’s important people understand why we need these programs, but please don’t gloat over death.
July 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
every day my kinesiology professor does not post a preview before monday the harder i will crash out during this class probably!
July 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i am on my fourth planner this year which is absurd i haven’t been this indecisive in years
July 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
this love island vote seems fake
July 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
tfw when you have a healthcare pun in your paper but no one else works in healthcare so they don't think it makes sense 🫠
July 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM