Whole field next to my house! How to do this?!

Wauw! Chapeau!

The insane #muscle #power that no human can ever achieve without loads of steroids, it's not a #fair fight!

Also:

Their #outfits make it really hard to spot them! Why allow them #camouflage fur?!

The stealth way they manage to jump up on us is ridiculous, they ought to wear a cattle bell!
3/..

Teeth strong enough to tear the flesh of our bones!

Poisonous venom they can spit in our eyes or spray on us like 'our defensive' bear/pepperspray?!

Bacteria due to bad hygiene so their bites will leave nasty bacteria in our bloodstream!

2/..

do it for them. Insisting they kill the very important creature. No time to just bring them outside. #killkillkill

Hopefully no #locals were hurt or blamed by these #vileblobsofdna

them physically...

They would #decline.

When a regular #spider/#bee/#fly etc. would enter their space they will scream and proceed to #poison/splat/crush or kill in any way possible.

Mostly they'll make a #less #fortunate maid/houseboy/gardener/Butler/bodyguard....

10/..

house size, amount of houses, ways of transportation, pretending to care about the less fortunate ones but mostly just abandoning any humanity, totally devoid of reality and the real world.

When given the #chance to #fight any of he #bigfive with #nothing but what their 'good lord' gave

9/..

In doing so they #perfectly describe their intended goals when they knowingly booked this #Big5killthrill-vacation abroad.

It's pathetic, totally unnecessary, sickening, #cruel and any and all word that describes the actions of these addicts... Addicted to money, appearance,

8/..

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Here ends my, surely incomplete, list.

This is my mind telling me what they might throw out there to their cronies.

That's the impression they willfully create and happily share.
However, when called out on it they will scream bloody #murder...

7/..

by helping to kill as many as we can during a fun family trip.

Besides! We are creating #job #opportunities for these locals who are very eager to earn in a week what we spent on one bottle of flown in #bubbly. Wouldn't we be unkind if we didn't do all of these things for them?"

6/..

walk all over or have #conservative #christian #sex on it with our mistresses or tomboys!

It's so #inconsiderate of these beasts and the organization behind this trip!

They will be getting #1-star review for sure!

These beasts are a #danger to #humanity! We are doing our part

5/..

The #money we paid should have ensured us safe #passage through #their #habitat and we should have been allowed to #joyfully aim and pump a #high #powered slug into them. Right where it wouldn't #ruin the #esthetics of it's #fur when we wanted to make a rug out of it to

4/..

The most #feared of the BIG 5!
'Now his 'loved ones' are probably enraged the buffalo wasn't a pettingcow.'

"Why didn't they make sure the big 5 were all Vegan?!

This could've been avoided if only they wouldn't allow the beasts to:

Legally (concealed) carry:

Lethal horns!

Deadly claws!

1/..

Punt was niet gemist.
Point taken.

Welkom om je tentje op Marokko te zetten vanaf morgen. Naast het rustgebied/kraamkamer der reeen. Auto aan de weg parkeren en geen luxe gebouwen etc. Wel rust, natuur en genieten.
😆

Zweverige typjes met stijl! 😍

Klein stukje delen...

Love onze grote eiken! Windbrekers, woonplan, speelruimte, airconditioner, levenssappen, schaduw, rupsjes, eikels...
Etc etc