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22. gsc enthusiast. lover of pokédogs big and small. sideblog of sorts
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mountmortar.bsky.social
also the end credits in pkmn stadium 2 were super funny to me. kris and silver were the ONLY ONES there who brought LEGENDARIES to the fight. everyone else was like okay let's have a fun competitive battle :) and kris and silver were both like LET'S FUCKING DESTROY THE ARENA!!!!!
A zoomed-in picture of Kris and Silver during a battle from the Pokémon Stadium 2 end credits. Silver is in the top right, wearing an angry scowl, while Kris is in the bottom left, wearing a cocky smile. Between them, Ho-Oh and Suicune battle each other, with Ho-Oh on Silver's side and Suicune on Kris' side. A collage of all the end credit pictures from Pokémon Stadium 2. All the trainers in the pictures are using regular, run-of-the-mill Pokémon, with the exception of Silver and Kris, who are using legendaries.
October 31, 2024 at 3:10 AM
mountmortar.bsky.social
gold being the only one in gsc to not have a smirking sprite is so funny to me because it literally just makes him look like this
An image of a person holding two people who look ready to do mischief on leashes. The person holding the leash has had Gold's hat poorly drawn on his head and an angry-looking expression drawn on his face. Kris and Silver are the ones on the leashes, both squatting with their arms up as if about to leap into bastardly actions. Sprites of Kris, Gold and Silver from the Pokémon Gold/Silver/Crystal games.
October 31, 2024 at 3:01 AM
mountmortar.bsky.social
A comment thread with the usernames and profile pictures replaced with Silver and Kris from Pokémon. In the first image, Kris is sharing a screenshot of her sprite standing in front of the Sudowoodo that blocks her path in the game with the caption "who thought it was even remotely okay to put this here". Silver responds with "The point of it is that it's a trap. It's to prevent you from just leaving Goldenrod City." Kris responds to his comment with "me standing outside your house with a bat is also a trap. it's to prevent you from just walking forward."
October 31, 2024 at 2:57 AM
mountmortar.bsky.social
The "How to talk with short people" meme with Silver and Kris from Pokémon. On the left side, they are both standing and talking to each other normally with the word "Yes" above their heads. On the right side, Kris is crouched down to match Silver's shorter height in a mocking way with the word "No" above their heads.
October 31, 2024 at 2:55 AM
mountmortar.bsky.social
A reddit thread with Silver & Kris from Pokémon Crystal edited over the usernames & profile pictures. Silver says: "type like a human". Kris responds with "bark like a dog. Your below me moron"
October 31, 2024 at 2:53 AM
mountmortar.bsky.social
they're the funniest characters in the world to me
turing-tested I was trying to enjoy a fine meal at my favorite dining establishment; ie: Wendies, and as I began to very enthusiastically consume a nugget of poultry, I heard from my friend near by as they jeered me, thus taunting: "go for it, nuggetboy." upon even remembering this such recent horror upon my esteem I am brought to tears. nuggetboy! such a punative moniker for one such as myself, just for the mortal, apparently unforgivable sin of seeking nutrition. for shame nydescnyt go eat some nuggets then, nuggetboy turing-tested i am going to beat you with a fucking rock
October 31, 2024 at 2:51 AM
mountmortar.bsky.social
anyway. My manifesto
A screenshot of a man from Tiktok that reads "If you don't like: / You should try: AGAIN!" The picture under "If you don't like" is a picture of Kris, the female protagonist from Pokémon Crystal.
October 24, 2024 at 11:53 PM