@mountainkraken.bsky.social
Just a cat, standing in front of social media, asking it to love me
I think this teenager might be on drugs
January 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I think this teenager might be on drugs
I think we're being robbed.
January 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I think we're being robbed.
Electric blanket is broken. We're being forced to share. Somebody call Sarah mclachlan.
January 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Electric blanket is broken. We're being forced to share. Somebody call Sarah mclachlan.
So mom says we have to let this guy live in our house (ugh) but we're standing firm about the raccoon
December 15, 2024 at 9:24 PM
So mom says we have to let this guy live in our house (ugh) but we're standing firm about the raccoon
There's a stand off happening at the cat door. Neither of these criminals actually live in our house.
December 11, 2024 at 6:02 PM
There's a stand off happening at the cat door. Neither of these criminals actually live in our house.
The criminal has returned!
December 6, 2024 at 8:12 PM
The criminal has returned!
That is the weirdest looking cat we've ever seen!
December 6, 2024 at 8:09 PM
That is the weirdest looking cat we've ever seen!
It is cold. There is snow. We are filled with rage.
January 13, 2024 at 12:09 AM
It is cold. There is snow. We are filled with rage.
Last but not least, Bear! My hero! I worship him with all the love in my evil teenage heart! Sometimes he even let's me sleep next to him.💜
January 11, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Last but not least, Bear! My hero! I worship him with all the love in my evil teenage heart! Sometimes he even let's me sleep next to him.💜
Just a few more on my list of Other Cats in my house. This is Maggie. 3 legs, always cold, and I have been known to chase her when she hops around like a bunny, whoops
January 3, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Just a few more on my list of Other Cats in my house. This is Maggie. 3 legs, always cold, and I have been known to chase her when she hops around like a bunny, whoops
I don't know what you're talking about, human, I haven't seen any spaghetti.
January 3, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I don't know what you're talking about, human, I haven't seen any spaghetti.
Just me. Pure kraken. You're welcome.
December 27, 2023 at 8:49 PM
Just me. Pure kraken. You're welcome.
Next up: Zoey! She's the anti social hermit of the group, doesn't like anyone.... except me! We're buddies
December 8, 2023 at 3:16 AM
Next up: Zoey! She's the anti social hermit of the group, doesn't like anyone.... except me! We're buddies
Next up, the chunky monkey. Not very mean, we mostly ignore each other. Will beat you up for a heating pad.
December 5, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Next up, the chunky monkey. Not very mean, we mostly ignore each other. Will beat you up for a heating pad.
Even though I, the kraken, am clearly the star, I'm doing some introductions of the other cats in my house. First up: nemesis! Don't be fooled by the cute, he's really fast, mean, and deadly.
November 30, 2023 at 9:53 PM
Even though I, the kraken, am clearly the star, I'm doing some introductions of the other cats in my house. First up: nemesis! Don't be fooled by the cute, he's really fast, mean, and deadly.
If you awaken the sleeping kraken, you will have to face the consequences!
November 25, 2023 at 9:34 PM
If you awaken the sleeping kraken, you will have to face the consequences!
This is the face of a cat who had just learned not to lick the space heater.
November 23, 2023 at 5:17 PM
This is the face of a cat who had just learned not to lick the space heater.
Hello everyone! Just kraken here. I'm taking a very important pre Thanksgiving nap right now, talk later.
November 22, 2023 at 8:48 PM
Hello everyone! Just kraken here. I'm taking a very important pre Thanksgiving nap right now, talk later.