New thing that makes me need to take a cold shower: Gerard Butler in a flight suit.

My favorite part of being queer is that one of my good friends from college keeps showing up on my dating apps and I cackle and match her every time. She was in my standouts on hinge and I pounded the rose button. 🤣

Do guys also have entire debriefs with their friends regarding the person they’re talking to/in the early stages of dating where they analyze everything?

I have a feeling shit’s really about to hit the fan. Be mindful of what you post on social media. If you have a hand in the resistance happening in the shadows, no you don’t. Trust very few, leave no trail.

Go time. Bystanders are complicit. History has its eyes on us.

If Kate McKinnon started a cult, I would be the first person in line to join.

Even if you don’t like the Chiefs, how can you not root for DeAndre Hopkins? He’s a good dude who has been through so much. I hope we get him a ring. 💍 #ChiefsKingdom

Had to get an IUD placed TWICE today because something went wrong and it popped out the first time. No one is ever allowed to tell me I have a low pain tolerance.

Welp, guess I’ll add Get Down Tonight to my Chiefs playlist. Travis has spoken…er, sung. 🤣

A piece of good news: Girl Scouts is actually an awesome organization and cookie money goes to nurturing strong, female leaders. Some of it stays with the troop and some goes to the council so it can fund cool new programs and financial aid. Ergo, buying Girl Scout cookies is a form of resistance.

Trying to explain to my parents that I know I can’t “fix everything” going on right now, but I have a degree in history. I studied that stuff to try to learn how to prevent it from happening again. I know the consequences of the bystander effect and I will not be part of that problem.

Attn: President Trump announced the withdrawal of the U.S. from the Paris Climate Agreement.

I can’t get out of bed today. Just can’t. I’m going to stop doom-scrolling, eat something, and try to get my will to fight back tomorrow.

Everything he does is abhorrent, but there’s something intrinsically evil about changing Denali’s name. After everything the indigenous Alaskans went through and continue to go through, it’s another slap in the face.

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

Not having tiktok to scroll through gives me more time to repeatedly call Josh Hawley’s office and tell him he’s a cockroach.

The next four years are going to be tough. They are going to be scary. Trust me, I saw the inside of Trump world closer than most. I'm not going to stop doing my work, no matter what. We are going to get through this together. My only ask, don't get disenchanted. Don't run away. Stick with me here.

I’m a diehard Chiefs fan, but I respect Houston. Special teams hurt them tonight. Stroud will do great things in this league.

hello, I would like to dedicate my first ever bluesky post to @karenkilgariff.bsky.social .