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Jason, the Mountain Don't
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"Describe yourself, like right here?" - me
Trump silenced Kimmel, Kimmel lost Disney a shitton of money, Kimmel returns, Disney ups the price for their streaming to cover lost money, everyone is happy again... Besides the consumers. Fuck this whole situation.
September 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Go make a game that isn't quirky for the sake of being quirky. Not everything that sticks to the wall after you've thrown the works at it can be considered innovation. Some of it is just boring redundancy. You don't have to rewrite what a video game IS to make an entertaining product.
September 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
No, it's not. It's counter productive to keep calling every new problem an old one. It's similar, no doubt, but not everything is a direct 1:1 to something in the past. Modern problems call for modern solutions. Let the past be the past, while learning from it of course.
September 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
He has no redeeming qualities other than being joke fodder. None whatsoever.
September 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I gotta do laundry. I can't be raptured in this outfit.
September 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'm geeked.
August 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'm wondering what Yosemite Sam in a Native American head dress has to do with thousands of gallons of semen, rather than why it exists in the first place.
August 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
And when it failed, blame the Democrats.
August 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
A nap inspired nap, of the perfect conditions.
August 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Feast mom. She wants to feed you.
August 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!
August 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"How did he get an albatross on a par 3?"
August 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
So what you're saying is most Democrats just need to get a pair of balls already? I'm tired of being a member of such a quiet, doormat of a cowardice party.
August 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If my girlfriend ever crosses her eyes and sticks her tongue out during sex, she's out. Locks are changed. Who finds this goofy ass childish expression attractive?
August 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What a fucking dork.
March 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM