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Star Trek: Notes from the Federation's flagship barber.
Unbeknownst to Data & Geordi when entering the newly formed Scalos wormhole, the other end exited an orangutan's butt in early 19th century Earth.
July 24, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Unbeknownst to Data & Geordi when entering the newly formed Scalos wormhole, the other end exited an orangutan's butt in early 19th century Earth.
In an ill-timed attempt at revenge, Wesley yelled “SHUT UP JEAN-LUC” during the Romulan peace negotiations.
July 21, 2023 at 8:35 PM
In an ill-timed attempt at revenge, Wesley yelled “SHUT UP JEAN-LUC” during the Romulan peace negotiations.
After being told he was permanently sterile, Riker requested that Worf beat him to death with his trombone.
July 14, 2023 at 10:53 PM
After being told he was permanently sterile, Riker requested that Worf beat him to death with his trombone.
Due to an unfortunate transporter malfunction, Riker was beamed from the Holodeck to the bridge in the middle of his "Midnight Special" program.
July 14, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Due to an unfortunate transporter malfunction, Riker was beamed from the Holodeck to the bridge in the middle of his "Midnight Special" program.
Turns out Geordi's visor is also a pretty handy bottle opener.
July 12, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Turns out Geordi's visor is also a pretty handy bottle opener.
Data and Geordi discovered that blasting recordings of Commander Riker's trombone solos through AM frequency 1160 was the most effective way in neutralizing the Borg.
July 11, 2023 at 8:12 PM
Data and Geordi discovered that blasting recordings of Commander Riker's trombone solos through AM frequency 1160 was the most effective way in neutralizing the Borg.
Perhaps Captain Picard would have more success with women if he didn’t always bring along his saddle on dates.
July 11, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Perhaps Captain Picard would have more success with women if he didn’t always bring along his saddle on dates.
Prime Directive Violation Scorecard: Captain Picard (4), Data (2), Riker (3), Worf (1), Geordi (2), Wesley (1), Troi (1), Beverly (1,839)
June 9, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Prime Directive Violation Scorecard: Captain Picard (4), Data (2), Riker (3), Worf (1), Geordi (2), Wesley (1), Troi (1), Beverly (1,839)
Miles and Keiko reaffirmed their wedding vows tonight before the crew in Ten Forward, exchanging vows of love and friendship, rings, flowers, sea berries, beef, muffins, sausages, kelp buds, mutton shanks, oxtails, cabbage, casserole, plankton loaf, oatmeal and sticks of butter.
June 9, 2023 at 7:17 PM
Miles and Keiko reaffirmed their wedding vows tonight before the crew in Ten Forward, exchanging vows of love and friendship, rings, flowers, sea berries, beef, muffins, sausages, kelp buds, mutton shanks, oxtails, cabbage, casserole, plankton loaf, oatmeal and sticks of butter.
Kahless came to Worf in a vision last night dressed in nothing but a speedo & singing falsetto.
June 5, 2023 at 3:26 AM
Kahless came to Worf in a vision last night dressed in nothing but a speedo & singing falsetto.
After playing a key role in saving humanity and defeating the Borg, tell me again why Wesley had to take the Starfleet entrance exam?
June 4, 2023 at 9:29 PM
After playing a key role in saving humanity and defeating the Borg, tell me again why Wesley had to take the Starfleet entrance exam?
While Picards fought at Trafalgar, won Nobel Prizes and settled the Martian Colonies, a Picard also won an NBA championship.
June 4, 2023 at 4:18 PM
While Picards fought at Trafalgar, won Nobel Prizes and settled the Martian Colonies, a Picard also won an NBA championship.
Marooned on 1947 Earth, Data managed to create a sub-space time portal back to the 24th century using only a stick of gum & a can of coke.
June 3, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Marooned on 1947 Earth, Data managed to create a sub-space time portal back to the 24th century using only a stick of gum & a can of coke.
Number One's number two made him late to the senior staff meeting.
June 2, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Number One's number two made him late to the senior staff meeting.
In an attempt to better understand humor, Data tested his C-129 'Pull-My-Finger' sub-routine on everyone in Ten Forward tonight.
June 1, 2023 at 5:15 PM
In an attempt to better understand humor, Data tested his C-129 'Pull-My-Finger' sub-routine on everyone in Ten Forward tonight.
Using Riker's "famous" omelette as bait, Geordi & Data poisoned an entire battalion of Klingons as they tried to take over the Enterprise.
May 30, 2023 at 5:49 PM
Using Riker's "famous" omelette as bait, Geordi & Data poisoned an entire battalion of Klingons as they tried to take over the Enterprise.
What most Starfleet personnel don't understand is that Klingon Warnog is essentially fermented Gagh dung.
May 29, 2023 at 9:03 PM
What most Starfleet personnel don't understand is that Klingon Warnog is essentially fermented Gagh dung.
As a wish to improve themselves, the Borg added the ‘Jane Fonda Workout Challenge’ to its collective consciousness.
May 29, 2023 at 4:38 AM
As a wish to improve themselves, the Borg added the ‘Jane Fonda Workout Challenge’ to its collective consciousness.
Captain Picard came in today for his monthly head polish. "Make it glow," he says. 🙄
May 29, 2023 at 2:46 AM
Captain Picard came in today for his monthly head polish. "Make it glow," he says. 🙄
Riker's in stable condition after Captain Picard ordered Worf to "fire at will" during the Romulan attack on the Enterprise.
May 29, 2023 at 1:41 AM
Riker's in stable condition after Captain Picard ordered Worf to "fire at will" during the Romulan attack on the Enterprise.