Dan Yeager (the 3D Leatherface) ᚇᚐᚅᚑᚅ ᚔᚓᚂᚔᚏ
@motjuste.bsky.social
Okay speller, hunt & peck typist, occasional actor (pronoun: dude) PLEASE, I do not want to "chat" #Taxtherich #horrormovies #TexasChainsaw #Cigars #Whiskey #Coffee
Come to the Ped-o-Lago Club!
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Come to the Ped-o-Lago Club!
Standard move when your approval numbers drop to this level: start a shooting war.
June 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Standard move when your approval numbers drop to this level: start a shooting war.
Everyone in Saturday's parade should limp in recognition of the scourge of bonespurs.
June 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Everyone in Saturday's parade should limp in recognition of the scourge of bonespurs.
Indivisible event in Watkins Glen! Be there if you can.
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Indivisible event in Watkins Glen! Be there if you can.
Limp-dicks feeding on massive incel energy
April 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Limp-dicks feeding on massive incel energy
I love my friend and agent, Brett Tessler. I loathe these fascist tools.
March 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I love my friend and agent, Brett Tessler. I loathe these fascist tools.
Making friends around the World...
March 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Making friends around the World...
Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war.
February 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war.
I guarrantee if I click on a + they will be in the DMs within 5 mins telling me they're so glad to meet me. I know the score. I'm just so magnetic.
How many 20 year old coffee-loving newbs we got on here?
(C'mon robots...)
How many 20 year old coffee-loving newbs we got on here?
(C'mon robots...)
January 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I guarrantee if I click on a + they will be in the DMs within 5 mins telling me they're so glad to meet me. I know the score. I'm just so magnetic.
How many 20 year old coffee-loving newbs we got on here?
(C'mon robots...)
How many 20 year old coffee-loving newbs we got on here?
(C'mon robots...)
Which one is rapier?
January 31, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Which one is rapier?
The final version. (I promise.)
January 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
The final version. (I promise.)
If the cigar band fits…
January 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
If the cigar band fits…
Burnin a fat stoge and postulatin my next move.
80 ring gauge Lunatic.
It’s 4: bc 00AM in NY
Do you know where your Democracy is?
80 ring gauge Lunatic.
It’s 4: bc 00AM in NY
Do you know where your Democracy is?
January 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Burnin a fat stoge and postulatin my next move.
80 ring gauge Lunatic.
It’s 4: bc 00AM in NY
Do you know where your Democracy is?
80 ring gauge Lunatic.
It’s 4: bc 00AM in NY
Do you know where your Democracy is?
I’m still trying to properly capture the hideous essence of Mango Mussolini. Its mouth is more of a second asshole. The neck is a gruesome pseudo-labial organ that it can self-assault. The hai is the result of several “flaps” added over the years. Work in progress.
January 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’m still trying to properly capture the hideous essence of Mango Mussolini. Its mouth is more of a second asshole. The neck is a gruesome pseudo-labial organ that it can self-assault. The hai is the result of several “flaps” added over the years. Work in progress.
Chewing on a stale, long extinguished cigar butt, trying to write something other than a vacuous social media post... Tic-Tac-Toe writer’s block…
January 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Chewing on a stale, long extinguished cigar butt, trying to write something other than a vacuous social media post... Tic-Tac-Toe writer’s block…
January 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Brian Sicknick’s brother, Craig to ABC: “This is a betrayal of decency. We now have no rule of law. Trump is a poor excuse of a man.”
January 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Brian Sicknick’s brother, Craig to ABC: “This is a betrayal of decency. We now have no rule of law. Trump is a poor excuse of a man.”
Pop Quiz!
What is the first official act you take when you gain power as an aspiring authoritarian?
(A: You pardon all your VIOLENT supporters. You're going to need them to deal with future opposition. It's also a terrific recruiting tool.)
What is the first official act you take when you gain power as an aspiring authoritarian?
(A: You pardon all your VIOLENT supporters. You're going to need them to deal with future opposition. It's also a terrific recruiting tool.)
January 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Pop Quiz!
What is the first official act you take when you gain power as an aspiring authoritarian?
(A: You pardon all your VIOLENT supporters. You're going to need them to deal with future opposition. It's also a terrific recruiting tool.)
What is the first official act you take when you gain power as an aspiring authoritarian?
(A: You pardon all your VIOLENT supporters. You're going to need them to deal with future opposition. It's also a terrific recruiting tool.)
Meet John Doe has perhaps never been more timely. It's widely available. Watch it.
January 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Meet John Doe has perhaps never been more timely. It's widely available. Watch it.
Many hotel rooms still available in DC!
(Today's weather is actually 1 degree warmer than on Obama's first inauguration.)
Nobody was coming, so they moved it inside.
The snowflakes are inside the building.
(Today's weather is actually 1 degree warmer than on Obama's first inauguration.)
Nobody was coming, so they moved it inside.
The snowflakes are inside the building.
January 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Many hotel rooms still available in DC!
(Today's weather is actually 1 degree warmer than on Obama's first inauguration.)
Nobody was coming, so they moved it inside.
The snowflakes are inside the building.
(Today's weather is actually 1 degree warmer than on Obama's first inauguration.)
Nobody was coming, so they moved it inside.
The snowflakes are inside the building.
Too on-the-nose.
January 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Too on-the-nose.
No.
December 2, 2024 at 2:25 AM
No.