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Shannon
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Going through a metal detector with a metal splint was an amusing experience. They had me hold my hand over my heart like I was pledging an oath.
April 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
On one hand, I am a hell of a lot stronger than I thought I was.

On the other hand, I found out about said strength because someone tried to steal my purse.
April 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
There is a pair of red-tailed hawks that for some reason have decided to make my work their home. One of the hawks decided it wanted to say hi to me today by flying straight at my head before veering off into a tree.
April 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’ve essentially been talking for the last six hours straight. I need a nap.
March 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I am convinced that 75% of drivers in my hometown don’t understand that train tracks equate to a potential for oncoming trains.
February 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
One of the “fun” things about working in a 100 year old building is when all of the elevators break down at once and you have to get really creative in how you get people from the newer parts of the facility to that one.
February 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
What the fuck is this game?
February 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Let’s go Not-Chiefs.
February 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The Beatles and The Rolling Stones both won Grammys tonight. Between that and the state of the world, are we sure we’re not actually in 1965?
February 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Discovered this person had previously applied and said she owned United Airlines. So maybe this actually tops that list of weird.
I have seen a lot of weird over the years I’ve worked in my current job, but the applicant today who claims to be the princess of a fictional country has to be way up there.
January 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I have seen a lot of weird over the years I’ve worked in my current job, but the applicant today who claims to be the princess of a fictional country has to be way up there.
January 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
There is a particularly sad irony to this particular inauguration happening on this particular holiday.
January 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The fact that today was the third time I got lost on my way to a venue and somehow ended up at Apple might be the most Bay Area thing ever.
January 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The problem with going out is it means I have to physically get up and go out of the house. Some days that’s harder than others.
January 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Someone in my neighborhood has their dates mixed up. Next week is the fireworks-at-midnight holiday, not tonight.
December 25, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Last night I had a dream that I was working a retail job. Customers included Mike Shinoda, Jeff from 98 Degrees, and Leonard Nimoy, who proceeded to critique how messy the store’s display of Star Trek merch was.
December 15, 2024 at 5:58 PM
…guess I can go ahead and cancel my subscription to TNA+.
December 13, 2024 at 3:50 PM
I will die on the hill that everyone should work retail during the holidays at least once in their life.
December 7, 2024 at 8:42 PM
My dream last night was a full documentary about the underground rock music scene in New Zealand.
December 6, 2024 at 3:27 PM
This is fun.
December 5, 2024 at 7:30 PM
My top artists have been essentially the same since I was 18 lol
December 4, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Why do short work weeks always feel so damn long?
November 26, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Went to a Burger King drive thru tonight and an AI took my order. Not sure what I think about that, but they did get my order right at least.
November 24, 2024 at 7:39 AM