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mothrapi.bsky.social
@mothrapi.bsky.social
Mild mannered movie & TV loving nerd. Aiming for wit, but often just hitting smut. Sorry. Round Earther and Pastafarian Minister. Also on http://Instagram.com/mothra_pi
When you've driven so far that the road signs have run out of letters...
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Han and Chewy go way back.
They used to play together in Thousand Acre Woods whilst living at Cotchford Moisture Farm and wasting time with their friends at Poodoosticks Bridge...
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
When I get unsolicited advice from someone, this is me trying to hear who the fu€# asked you...!😋
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I've stood here watching this scroll past a half dozen times, but I'm still waiting for the Rebel Blockade Runner and giant Imperial Star Destroyer to screech by overhead...🤷‍♂️
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Sadly, one of the deepest pieces of philosophical Americana is no more.
A Colorado street named 'A Dog Will Lick His Butt But Won't Eat A Pickle Road' has ceased to exist. Never had a dog & can't vouch for its accuracy, but am happy to accept the statement as fact.
This is how knowledge is lost... 😢
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
It seems that, using gargoyles atop their cathedrals, Europeans have been "farting in our general direction" for centuries...🤷‍♂️
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I thought soldiers were meant to follow orders...🤔
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
7 of DD...
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Willy Wonking £25
Everlasting gobstopper £50.
If you want a Scrumpdiddlyumptious at the end that's £100...
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Farewell to German actor Udo Kier (81). He brought gravitas to every scene of Ace Ventura, Armageddon, Blade, or my faves 'Iron Sky' & 'The Coming Race'.
Seeing him as a Moon Nazi riding a T-Rex in full uniform shouting, "Sieg Heil, Mutterfickers!" always made me spray coffee across the room. RIP...
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Poon Farr?
Are the seven years up again already?

"Love Long and Proper...!!!"
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Leia had no idea what she was talking about, because this proves he's not...!!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Whoever did this was happy.
And they knew it...!
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I think that this belief is utterly ridiculous, but I also think that the only thing flat earthers have to fear, is sphere itself...!
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Thanks to the Double Slit Experiment I have no idea whether photons are a particle, or a wave, but I do know that you never see them check bags at the airport, because they are traveling light...
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I went to this bar once.
It really was a vile inn...😏
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I found the hidden rebel bass...!
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
On rewatching The Mandalorian TV show I've just come to the inescapable conclusion that the speeder bike owned by Cobb Vanth (Timothy Olyphant) the Sheriff of Mos Pelgo on Tatooine is composed, in part from little Anakin Skywalker's pod racer from Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace.
Mind blown...!!! 🤯
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just watched my new 4K copy of 'Renaissance - Paris 2054'. A perfect companion piece for Blade Runner 2049. Evil mega corporation in a dystopian Paris. Black & White Noir with colour in just one scene. Voices of Daniel Craig, Johnathan Pryce & Ian Holm. Unique animation style in a stunning film...
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Nope, definitely just someone reading a good book.
Losing themselves in page after page after page of literary joy.
Turning the pages faster and faster until the story reaches its inevitable climax.
I could read a good book a couple times a day!
Nothing better...
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You're familiar with "Elf on the Shelf", now get ready for...
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Are you mocking me, Dave?
It feels like you're mocking me...!
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ok let's go full nerd on this...
Since Forrest was born on D-Day June 6th 1944 and the Bandit first met Sally "Frog" Field on release day May 27th 1977, I'm going to go with a resounding "NO".
Well not unless she hitched a ride with Doc Brown after being knocked up, that is...🤔🤣
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I did a bit of research into this & it seems that in 1977 Sean Schönke, made his own Vader costume. Remember, this is before the internet. Before 3D printing & buying costume pieces from Etsy.
Everything was hand made & based on memory from seeing the movie in theaters multiple times. Very nice...!
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It's not every day I spend £150 on a Gentleman's Folder Every Day Carry knife, but this Japanese designed, German made one is worth it. Legal to carry in the UK, single hand opening & closing, Damascus steel blade & titanium handle.
The Böker Plus Wasabi Damascus is elegance personified. Gorgeous...
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM