Jess
@motherunhinged.bsky.social
Millennial woman who goes to work, pays bills, takes vitamins *just in case* the latest unprecedented event doesn’t take us out.
Teams: what are your weekend plans?
Me: Panic attack this afternoon and maybe some pickle ball on Sat.
Me: Panic attack this afternoon and maybe some pickle ball on Sat.
February 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Teams: what are your weekend plans?
Me: Panic attack this afternoon and maybe some pickle ball on Sat.
Me: Panic attack this afternoon and maybe some pickle ball on Sat.
Reality show idea: My Super Sweet Chickenpox Party
February 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Reality show idea: My Super Sweet Chickenpox Party
6yr Old: I’m hungry, can I have lunch?
Rep Rich McCormick: Get a job you freeloader.
Rep Rich McCormick: Get a job you freeloader.
January 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
6yr Old: I’m hungry, can I have lunch?
Rep Rich McCormick: Get a job you freeloader.
Rep Rich McCormick: Get a job you freeloader.
The windmills are driving the whales crazy… I’d like to cancel my subscription to reality, please.
January 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The windmills are driving the whales crazy… I’d like to cancel my subscription to reality, please.
Happy Health Insurance Premium Increase Day to those who celebrate. Pay more. Get less ™️.
January 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Happy Health Insurance Premium Increase Day to those who celebrate. Pay more. Get less ™️.
“I’m done with Kids Bop. They don’t sing the swears.” ~ My 8 yr old.
January 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
“I’m done with Kids Bop. They don’t sing the swears.” ~ My 8 yr old.
New Year’s Resolution 2025 is to be the problem. I will not be providing context at this time.
December 31, 2024 at 4:38 PM
New Year’s Resolution 2025 is to be the problem. I will not be providing context at this time.
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
I think if Jesus wanted to gather up his biggest fans and take em to the sky suite to party with his dad he would’ve done it by now.
#ifhewantedtohewould
#ifhewantedtohewould
December 3, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I think if Jesus wanted to gather up his biggest fans and take em to the sky suite to party with his dad he would’ve done it by now.
#ifhewantedtohewould
#ifhewantedtohewould
Happy #elfonashelf aka why-the-f-did-we-think-this-would-be-fun season to all who celebrate.
December 3, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Happy #elfonashelf aka why-the-f-did-we-think-this-would-be-fun season to all who celebrate.
My feed is mostly corgi and cat pics…Building this thing brick by brick and it feels so good.
December 1, 2024 at 5:57 PM
My feed is mostly corgi and cat pics…Building this thing brick by brick and it feels so good.
Screaming, crying, just finished Wicked.
November 30, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Screaming, crying, just finished Wicked.
Is it Cake or is it the most wholesome show of all time 💜🥹💜
November 29, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Is it Cake or is it the most wholesome show of all time 💜🥹💜
Make Whooping Cough Cool Again.
The guy who just got nominated Health and Human Services Secretary does not think that schools that mandate vaccines should be funded.
November 14, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Make Whooping Cough Cool Again.
“Who’s your favorite artist?”
Whoever created this gem.
Whoever created this gem.
November 14, 2024 at 2:47 AM
“Who’s your favorite artist?”
Whoever created this gem.
Whoever created this gem.
We’re officially the Spirit Airlines of countries.
November 14, 2024 at 1:07 AM
We’re officially the Spirit Airlines of countries.