mouth too big for apples, mouth full of seeds

they're just a fun little side character I'm writing
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📍oh nooo, they're now vital to the plot

People can give you all the advice in the world on skincare.

Ask literally anyone how to get a job, though? "Just keep applying" Thanks! Kys!

I think The Walking Dead Game by Telltale rewrote my brain multiple times due to being exposed to it at the age of 11, being a kid blinded by cool stuff like oh man this guy killed this guy whoa he's so awesome, to being in high school and turning into God i can't believe you could just kill someone

"shoot, did I leave my keys in the car?" me, standing in the entrance of my apartment that I Just opened with my keys

I could go on and on about how we outnumber the government, I could give you that bugs life quote 100× over. But, admit it, you're comfortable. Right? You're comfortable in your bed. In your chair. At your job that pays you cock and balls down the throat while you say "More please"

"If you stick a knife in my back nine inches, and pull it out six inches, there's no progress. You pull it all the way out, that's not progress. The only progress is healing the wound that the blow made."
"They won't even admit the knife is there."

"I can't find a music taste."

Step 1. Watch movies or TV and listen to the music they have
Step 2. Hear a good song that hits you, look it up on Tunefind (they'll describe the scene to tell you where it plays)
Step 3. Go from there, Spotify will help
Step 4. Do this for like a few months

my rent went up exponentially, and my work pay has gone down exponentially, the amount of jobs hiring is still plateauing at zero.
Upgrade to Communism before I die? Please?

Tiktok is NOT back, and it's worse than you think.

The TikTok Creator Fund has been ROBBED from them with this new deal they reached in secret. AMERICAN BUSINESSES HAVE BEEN ROBBED. BY THE COUNTRY THAT PROMISES FREEDOM AND SUCCESS FOR ALL.

Just remember, Joe Biden called for a ceasefire just a few days before Trump's inauguration. I call this a most obvious attempt to take credit from him and look like the hero. Trump would've probably done it for the same exact reason. They do not care, and I expect a backslide. Eyes and ears!

THANK YOU MR. TRUMP, WE ARE NOW ALL WOMEN!!!!!!! ONE SMALL STEP FOR WOMAN, ON GIANT LEAP FOR WOMANKIND