Why don't YOU tell ME why girls don't like you? Go ahead, Mommy is listening.

Are you a virgin with no real experience with women? Do you want to be in a parasocial relationship with a perfect 2D Mommy? All you have to do is keep me happy.

Inquire within and have that wallet ready!

Being born with a small penis puts you at such a disadvantage. You can either be depressed about it or fetishize it.

If you learn to enjoy having it laughed at, chances are there are going to be people that learn how to use this against you.
Like me, for example.

#2dfd #SPH #Findom #Domme

I made a beta breed his fist this morning for $100. I also made him wear a condom because your little weenie does not even deserve to feel handpussy.

If you're reading this, buy condoms. It's time we start to make some real changes in your "sex" life LOL

I know there are a lot of loser-dommes out there.

You can pay me for a critique of your profile. And by that I mean I will look at it and make fun of it🤡. $50 for this service.

Your secret is safe with me. Hurting your reputation does nothing to put money in my pocket.

#2DFD #Findom #Ripoff

If you are over the age of 18 and you are kissless, just wow lol. How could you have lived this long and never planted your lips on a woman?
It's because you're too busy glued to a screen, going broke for 2D Mommies.

Isn't that right, little boy?

More money.

🫴

#Findom #2DFD #Humiliation

If you aren't in a financially abusive, parasocial relationship with 2D women, you probably aren't in a relationship at all, isn't that right, Puppy?
Don't worry, as long as you have money, I will be here to pretend to care about you.

This is as good as it's ever going to get

#2DFD #Findom

I wish I could say that making thousands every single month was challenging, but it really isn't. For whatever reason, my presence generally serves as something of a money magnet to those that lack intelligence.

What I really mean to say is, if you're tugging, hand it over. 🫴

#2DFD #Findom