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she/they | professional yapper and shitposter | hastwt/hassky | taurus | bookworm | plant mom | ADHD af | 🇵🇭 | minors and freaks DNI
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good morning to all the baes, gays, and theys!! 🌞🤠
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“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 AM
what the fuck???
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
One person is in critical condition after a shooting involving a US Border Patrol agent in Arivaca, Arizona, officials said. https://cnn.it/3LDe03P
January 28, 2026 at 12:19 AM
in case any of my oomfs are on here and wondering - my sweet baby fiona is fucking huge and as sassy as ever
January 28, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 8:47 PM
real and true
tim walz can suck it from the back you fucking coward ass bitch
January 28, 2026 at 12:09 AM
hello??? is this thing on???
January 25, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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The DNC and Dem Party politicians/operatives need to get this through their thick skulls.

Fuck decorum. Fuck bipartisanship. There is no such thing as decorum or bipartisanship when the opposing side is literally nazis.

Any democrat who votes for nazi policies is out. Period. It's that simple.
March 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
just made some turkey burgers and tots and I'm so excited to chow down 🤪
March 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Kevin O'Leary is such a dumb fucking prick
March 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I know that drinking caffeine this early in the morning makes my anxiety spike like crazy but everything I use to make my decaf french press is dirty so I think it's time to torture myself with an iced latte 🤪
March 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I HATE THE DEMOCRATS SO MUCH
March 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
just locked tf in and cleaned Excel data for like 2 hours straight 🤓
March 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
bleeeggghhh I have to write some stuff for work but my brain is not in the writing mood (it's sunny and 70 degrees outside, I just want to go frolick!!!)
March 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
ugggggh I cannot wait to take Fiona hiking in the mountains and to the beach this summer (honestly one of my fave things about living in NC - we have the best of both worlds 😇)
March 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Why is Amouranth streaming on Twitch to "clear the air" lmao we all know what you are girl keep it moving
March 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Prem might be the most important journalist in America right now, the only person covering this story with the urgency it needs. Absurd that there isn't wall to wall coverage of this.
SCOOP—Emails obtained by @zeteo.com show Mahmoud Khalil reached out for help from the Columbia administration *one day before* ICE detained him.

He said he couldn't sleep from threats he was receiving.
He even wrote that he feared ICE "might come to my home."
SCOOP: Emails Show Mahmoud Khalil Asked Columbia for Protection a Day Before He Was Detained
"I haven’t been able to sleep, fearing that ICE or a dangerous individual might come to my home. I urge you to intervene and provide the necessary protections to prevent further harm."
zeteo.com
March 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
big yikes lmao this crash out has been beyond insane
lmfao
March 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
as if he couldn't piss me off even more....fuck Hakeem Jeffries
Hakeem Jeffries says of Mahmoud Khalil’s arrest: “To the extent his actions were inconsistent with Columbia University policy and created an unacceptable hostile academic environment for Jewish students and others, there is a serious university disciplinary process that can handle the matter…”
March 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
how many hours is it going to take Hasan to react to Sam's Jubilee video lmao
March 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I don't think I've ever despised someone as much as I despise Elon Musk
March 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
cooking at home for the first time in forever and I'm so hype to have REAL FOOD
March 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm such a nerd I was so excited to get off so that I can start my new book 🤓
March 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
finally finished the Sam Seder Jubilee video and holy shit every single kid on there was a total fucking loser lmao
March 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don't like choccy milk so I'm passing along for anyone else that's interested!!!
March 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Sam Seder truly has the patience of an angel idk how he does it
March 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM