Mama is too tired to make a regime change. We can Doordash it, but it'll have to come out of your allowance next month.

Can we buy some testicles for Congress?

I bet TrumpRx rips consumers off the same way Trump Mobile did. Just because it's a .gov website doesn't mean he won't be pocketing the cash.

Looks like Trump picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

I like cabbage as much as the next person - braised, in soups, cabbage rolls, or egg rolls.

If your cabbage repertoire ends at white trash coleslaw, we're gonna fight. It really sounds like you're reducing cabbage's capabilities to mayonnaise 🤢 carrots and raisins.

Iceberg, perhaps, but I will not tolerate any romaine or Boston bibb slander

You take that back 😡