Marlee 🌵🐓
@motherofgators.bsky.social
35. Desert Mother. Senior Biologist for Fish and Wildlife. Duck Knife Lady. Local Cryptid. Pockets full of lizards.
I just have too generous of an open door policy to my neighbors I guess 😂
September 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I just have too generous of an open door policy to my neighbors I guess 😂
I love snakes, but I’m less a fan of a surprise snake
September 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I love snakes, but I’m less a fan of a surprise snake
Most of them have stayed in the garage, where they have a little gap in the floor to wriggle in and out of. No idea how they’re finding their way into the kitchen, but they’re not finding their way out on their own
September 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Most of them have stayed in the garage, where they have a little gap in the floor to wriggle in and out of. No idea how they’re finding their way into the kitchen, but they’re not finding their way out on their own
One of my friends has been making popcorn with walnut oil and omg it’s a game changer
September 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
One of my friends has been making popcorn with walnut oil and omg it’s a game changer
She parked herself in the most inconvenient spot in the vet’s office and made everyone pay the troll toll (aka everyone had to pet her before they could get by)
August 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
She parked herself in the most inconvenient spot in the vet’s office and made everyone pay the troll toll (aka everyone had to pet her before they could get by)
She is less than bothered by the whole thing. The doctor said there’s only about a 10% chance of it being life threatening, so I’m keeping my fingers crossed and not googling it (I don’t need to go down any rabbit holes)
August 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
She is less than bothered by the whole thing. The doctor said there’s only about a 10% chance of it being life threatening, so I’m keeping my fingers crossed and not googling it (I don’t need to go down any rabbit holes)
On top of that, I’ve spent the last several months dealing with my own health issues and learning that, not only do I have a chronic disability, but that it’s worse than I thought it was. So yeah 2025, can a bitch catch a break?? Please????
August 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
On top of that, I’ve spent the last several months dealing with my own health issues and learning that, not only do I have a chronic disability, but that it’s worse than I thought it was. So yeah 2025, can a bitch catch a break?? Please????
It was just me when I sold my house so my struggle was actually getting people coming and looking at the house. Oh my god packing up and leaving with my dogs every viewing nearly drove me to the edge. I can’t imagine stacking another person into that equation 😭
July 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It was just me when I sold my house so my struggle was actually getting people coming and looking at the house. Oh my god packing up and leaving with my dogs every viewing nearly drove me to the edge. I can’t imagine stacking another person into that equation 😭
I swear, selling a house and moving completely changed my brain chemistry. Having to pack really made me question a lot of my life decisions. How did I accumulate so much NONSENSE???
July 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I swear, selling a house and moving completely changed my brain chemistry. Having to pack really made me question a lot of my life decisions. How did I accumulate so much NONSENSE???