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Suzie
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"...and no, I'm not going to leave because that's really expensive and all my friends are here." -Joman

“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs. Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.”
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Welp. Now I'm hyperfixated on seaQuest again. I was looking for the complete series and saw this label on the box, but couldn't for the life of me figure out what it meant by "mild science" for longer than I care to admit. TBF, I had a fever yesterday and I'm still feeling not so great.
A long horizontal rectangle. The left half is yellow with a "PG" in large text. On the right it reads "Mild science fiction themes. Mild violence." In a column with two words on each line.
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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My boyfriend bought this for me 😭
I might go back to the store where we found it for Commander Ford when I get paid.
An action figure of Darwin the bottle-nosed dolphin from seaQuest in the bubble pack. The packaging includes artwork of the titular submarine and the logo at the top. The visible elements include Darwin, a stand with his name, a vo-corder and a sonar tag.
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
A green background that looks like glass with a reflection that looks like buildings with a light switch in the lower left-hand corner. The text reads "They Might Be Giants" above an orange arrow shaped sign pointing to the left suspended woth two chains. The orange sign says "Factory Showroom"
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Face + Scent
Image of me from the chest up. I'm a chubby white woman with dark brown hair and brown eyes. I'm wearing rounded rectangular glasses and a black tank top. I'm cuddling a plush yellow bird with a large head, black beak, and angry expression while I sneer. A clear glass rectangular perfume bottle with a black lid. It has a copper colored design with half a siamese cat face in the foreground and thorny vines and a shack in the background. The perfume name "15 LBS of Fur & Entitlement" are to the right if the image of the cat.
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Join Us by They Might Be Giants. A white background with a highly saturated image of a bubblegum pink hearse on monster truck tires. It's positioned diagonally with the front facing the upper left corner and it is slightly rotated away from the viewer.
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Double-teamed, you say?
Gaming Dead by Daylight players can now get double-teamed by Pyramid Head and Dracula Polygon
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Men don't care about men's mental health. They're told that reaching out for help is a sign weakness and showing any emotion other than anger is too feminine and therefore bad. They can't even support each other without criticism.
Screenshot of a Tweet from mariadecotis "Women don't care about men's mental health." Men used to take parts of women's brains out of their heads for daring to have an opinion.
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Sgt Scholar @ScholarSgt If someone scares you about the presence of a toxin without telling you the dose over time per unit of body mass needed for the toxin to pose a threat via the route of exposure (inhalation, ingestion, injection, skin absorption), then they are likely ignorant and/or a huckster. 4:23 PM-Sep 27, 2020 Twitter for Android
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Working on my holiday playlist.
Text reads "NSFW (Not Safe For Whamageddon)"
November 1, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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So fucking exhausted
Screenshot of Tumblr post "exwife-of-frankenstein 21h Follow Oct 16 21 hours ago Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call. #IM GOING INSANE #NOTHING WORKS NOTHING"
October 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Kira M Turner Sep 27 your ai pics are ugly and not worth the damage theyre causing
October 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Me too.
A white vinyl decal on the rear windows of a car that says "boobies make me smile". The "o"s in "boobies" are replaced with simple line art of a pair of breasts with "ops for nipples.
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Quote post a favorite photo of yourself from any era ❤️
I'm on the deck of a riverboat with the railing on my right, sitting sideways on iron deck chair painted white facing the camera. My left leg is draped over the arm of the chair with my foot resting on the seat of the chair in front of me, while my right leg is down on the deck. I'm wearing a light blue shirt and light khaki pants. I'm smiling and holding an empty cocktail glass in my hands.
October 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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It was my son's turn to pick the movie for movie night.
Graham Chapman as King Arthur. He has a short beard and mustache. He's wearing a chain mail shoulder-length headpiece and a chain mail shirt under a breastplate with a yellow stylized sun that has a face with a mustache. Next to him stands Terry Gilliam as Patsy. He's wearing a brown leather cowl and brown tunic under a sleeveless overshoot vest thing with a sun design the same as the one on King Arthur's breastplate. On his back is a variety of items, including a small chest and a chair with a crown hanging off of the back. The caption reads "We all are. We're all Britons. And I am your king."
October 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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💯💯💯
Screenshot of a Tweet from Ashley C. Ford, handle (at) iSmashFizzle. ATTN Parents of Babies! Some people will tell you that putting your babies in pumpkin costumes during the Halloween season is overdone. These people are barely human. Ignore them. From the rest of us: PLEASE PUMPKIN THOSE BABIES
October 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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My Halloween playlist, but I'm open to more suggestions
Oh Klahoma byJack Stauber Werewolf Bar Mitzvah by Jeff Richmond, Tracy Morgan Man with the Hex by The Atomic Fireballs Goolie Get-Together byThe Toadies Scooby-Doo (Scooby-Doo Theme) byOhio Express ADDAMS FAMILY Main Theme: The Addams Fami... ByVic Mizzy and His Orchestra and Chor... Time Warp by Little Nell, Patricia Quinn, Richard O'... Zombie Me by No More Kings Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton Poisoning Pigeons in the Park by Tom Lehrer Somebody's Watching Me by Rockwell I Put a Spell On You - by Screamin' Jay Hawkins Monster Mash by Bobby "Boris" Pickett, The Crypt-Kick... Ghostbusters by Ray Parker, Jr. Goo Goo Muck by The Cramps Psycho Killer by Talking Heads Superstition by Stevie Wonder Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon Waking The Witch by Kate Bush Halloween by Siouxsie And The Banshees Evil Woman by Electric Light Orchestra Dragula by Rob Zombie (Don't Fear) The Reaper by Blue Öyster Cult Bela Lugosi's Dead by Bauhaus Season of the Witch by Donovan Splatter Splatter by Moxy Fruvous Creepy Doll by Jonathan Coulton Calling All the Monsters by China Anne McClain Spooky, Scary Skeletons - Undead Tombstone Remix by Andrew Gold
October 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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If you see this, post a random picture from your device without explaining it.
A blurry photo of a wall with beige siding and a penis crudely drawn in black spray paint
October 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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What's your sign?
A yellow diamond shaped road sign on a pole that reads "BEAR CROSSING". Behind it is trees and shrubs, and there is long grass at the base. There is a white teddy bear with a green nose and green accents on its paws and ears attached directly below the bottom of the sign.
September 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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A selfie for Bisexual Visibility Day🩷💙💜 😘
A grizzly sitting on her backside with her front legs up. She appears to be waving with her right front paw and smiling. In her front left paw is a bi pride flag pasted on to the picture with a crudely drawn black pole. A stylized yellow butterfly has been pasted to her left ear, and a warm tone blush drawn on her cheeks.
September 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Nice
69% Popcornmeter 50,000+ ratings
September 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
KUNG POW Kung Pow: Enter the Fist PG-13, Released Jan 25, 2002, 1h 21m, Comedy + 13% Tomatometer 53 Reviews 69% Popcornmeter 50,000+ Ratings
September 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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OMFG! Get a room, perverts!
Two slugs mating while hanging from beige siding on a strand of slime.
September 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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my dating profile picture vs how I actually look
A grizzly bear sitting down cutely with it's face down and angled to the left awat from the viewer. It's eyes are turned up and appear to be looking at the viewer giving it a coquettish look. A close-up of the head a poorly taxidermied bear. Its mouth is open and its eyes are open wide. This bear has seen some shit.
September 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Quote skeet with a funny reaction meme you haven’t found an opportunity to use yet
Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3 giving a thumbs up below an "Astarion approves" banner
September 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM