Motherlock
@motherlock.bsky.social
Maddie
Writer, occasional streamer, professional jokes girl. 312 OCs and counting.
28, trans (she/her only)
Writer, occasional streamer, professional jokes girl. 312 OCs and counting.
28, trans (she/her only)
THE RETIREMENT THING WAS A JOKE GOODBYE GAIUS....
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December 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
THE RETIREMENT THING WAS A JOKE GOODBYE GAIUS....
"the simple kind of help. you know. the kind zoology is."
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
"the simple kind of help. you know. the kind zoology is."
a group of orcs is called a frat
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
a group of orcs is called a frat
the urdos shattering kaboom
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
the urdos shattering kaboom
we're doing what to their backs?
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
we're doing what to their backs?
man i would love to play dnd
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
man i would love to play dnd
i love that my internet decided to grace me with the one time gaius actually did zoology
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i love that my internet decided to grace me with the one time gaius actually did zoology
"no they get off in an hour, union rules"
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"no they get off in an hour, union rules"
dispelephant- motherfucker i made the joke first
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
dispelephant- motherfucker i made the joke first
"ah ah ah gaius. a woman is talking."
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"ah ah ah gaius. a woman is talking."
its your retirement party, gaius
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
its your retirement party, gaius
this motherfucker is alive on the merits that no one can fucking hit her
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
this motherfucker is alive on the merits that no one can fucking hit her
"fuck it, im gonna take an action"
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"fuck it, im gonna take an action"
well, for her goopage of course
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
well, for her goopage of course
ah i see we all thought of the same joke
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
ah i see we all thought of the same joke
see this is what happens when we dont say shia kazing
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
see this is what happens when we dont say shia kazing
oh right yeah nonlethally
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
oh right yeah nonlethally
"go ogi. spread your seed."
"no..."
"go ogi. seed your spread."
"weh"
"no..."
"go ogi. seed your spread."
"weh"
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"go ogi. spread your seed."
"no..."
"go ogi. seed your spread."
"weh"
"no..."
"go ogi. seed your spread."
"weh"
gives a big wet thumbs up
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
gives a big wet thumbs up
i place my boys in defense position
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i place my boys in defense position
thanks danger sense.
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
thanks danger sense.