Side note; If anyone has ideas or tips for witches who are working against ICE deportation of anyone who isn't as pale as the moon, please feel free to message me with 'em! I may or may not be in touch with circles who could use more than my two cents~!

This just in... my brother's new pup has learned how to bite my butt when she wants attention -u- I am pretty sure she thinks my squeaker is there considering how I yipe when she jumps up and nomps the booty. I never knew I'd have a pirate dog, but here we are. Yar.

I love my demon dog, she learned how to steal my little brother's ethernet cord out of his computer when he won't play wrestle.

Let that sink in. I can't even be mad; That takes smarts. That takes *problem solving*. COMMITMENT!

Now I just gotta pray she doesn't learn how to kill my wifi.

For today's bit of Packing with Lunatics!

Family Member: I do NOT need more coffee, it's just making me vibrate faster.
Me, while sipping coffee: Instagram chicks on a higher vibrational frequency be like-
FM: [*Cackling*] Skip meditating, here, drink twenty cups of this!! You'll ASCEND!

Me: It's just packing up! There's not even a lot to box away! It won't be THAT difficult!

Also me, at 11pm, at least 10 cups of coffee in (I don't even like coffee): WHO DEFLAPPED MY BOX!? WHO CUTS THE... [*Aggressively wiggles butchered box*] WINGS!? OFF OF A BOX!

🙃 I can't even blame DuoLingo.