M. Marie
@mothballsmh.bsky.social
🕸️probably reading something filthy🕸️
🕷️24🕷️Ohio (is for lovers)🕷️
🕸️work in progress…🕸️
🕷️24🕷️Ohio (is for lovers)🕷️
🕸️work in progress…🕸️
i don’t know how some readers can pick up fantasy or dystopian genres and support what’s happening in the world…
literally the entire plot of majority of these books is taking down dictators and government systems that are causing oppression…
just me? 🫡
literally the entire plot of majority of these books is taking down dictators and government systems that are causing oppression…
just me? 🫡
January 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
i don’t know how some readers can pick up fantasy or dystopian genres and support what’s happening in the world…
literally the entire plot of majority of these books is taking down dictators and government systems that are causing oppression…
just me? 🫡
literally the entire plot of majority of these books is taking down dictators and government systems that are causing oppression…
just me? 🫡
i hope to be a fly on the wall the day someone needs to get on mine or my sisters phone to contact either one of us for something.
in her phone my contact is: “Trauma Wikipedia”
and in mine she is: “Trenchcoat Guy”
in her phone my contact is: “Trauma Wikipedia”
and in mine she is: “Trenchcoat Guy”
December 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i hope to be a fly on the wall the day someone needs to get on mine or my sisters phone to contact either one of us for something.
in her phone my contact is: “Trauma Wikipedia”
and in mine she is: “Trenchcoat Guy”
in her phone my contact is: “Trauma Wikipedia”
and in mine she is: “Trenchcoat Guy”
The petty urge to start Venmo requesting people I haven’t heard from in years $25 every time they reach out to only bombard me with their life problems is real.
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The petty urge to start Venmo requesting people I haven’t heard from in years $25 every time they reach out to only bombard me with their life problems is real.
*POV you’re a barista*
“You know I got that thang on me”
• sharpies/pens
• three coffee beans that fell in shoes
• crumpled receipt of drink order
• syrup splashes on arms
• milk/espresso stain on shirt
• pennies… lots & lots of pennies
“You know I got that thang on me”
• sharpies/pens
• three coffee beans that fell in shoes
• crumpled receipt of drink order
• syrup splashes on arms
• milk/espresso stain on shirt
• pennies… lots & lots of pennies
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
*POV you’re a barista*
“You know I got that thang on me”
• sharpies/pens
• three coffee beans that fell in shoes
• crumpled receipt of drink order
• syrup splashes on arms
• milk/espresso stain on shirt
• pennies… lots & lots of pennies
“You know I got that thang on me”
• sharpies/pens
• three coffee beans that fell in shoes
• crumpled receipt of drink order
• syrup splashes on arms
• milk/espresso stain on shirt
• pennies… lots & lots of pennies
my wife looked at all the dust in our living room and— with her whole chest— said:
“It’s dustier than my wife’s coochie.”
anyways I’m now celibate. watch as I aggressively read dark romance and tumblr fanfic.😌
“It’s dustier than my wife’s coochie.”
anyways I’m now celibate. watch as I aggressively read dark romance and tumblr fanfic.😌
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
my wife looked at all the dust in our living room and— with her whole chest— said:
“It’s dustier than my wife’s coochie.”
anyways I’m now celibate. watch as I aggressively read dark romance and tumblr fanfic.😌
“It’s dustier than my wife’s coochie.”
anyways I’m now celibate. watch as I aggressively read dark romance and tumblr fanfic.😌
welcome to being a dog mom, where the first lie you’re told is that it’s easier than having human children.
- it’s still a full time job (just with different needs)
- you still have unexpected medical cost due to injury (but they can’t tell you what’s wrong)
- you love them just as fiercely
- it’s still a full time job (just with different needs)
- you still have unexpected medical cost due to injury (but they can’t tell you what’s wrong)
- you love them just as fiercely
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
welcome to being a dog mom, where the first lie you’re told is that it’s easier than having human children.
- it’s still a full time job (just with different needs)
- you still have unexpected medical cost due to injury (but they can’t tell you what’s wrong)
- you love them just as fiercely
- it’s still a full time job (just with different needs)
- you still have unexpected medical cost due to injury (but they can’t tell you what’s wrong)
- you love them just as fiercely
I cannot stop thinking about this book.
Orpheus must have eaten my soul too🥹
Orpheus must have eaten my soul too🥹
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I cannot stop thinking about this book.
Orpheus must have eaten my soul too🥹
Orpheus must have eaten my soul too🥹
can’t wait to see my therapist next week and drop the current lore that I’m obsessed with a Minotaur man 😌
✨just girly things✨
✨just girly things✨
November 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
can’t wait to see my therapist next week and drop the current lore that I’m obsessed with a Minotaur man 😌
✨just girly things✨
✨just girly things✨
so, my wife isn’t superstitious about much. BUT. she is incredibly superstitious about this reversible plush octopus we have in the car.
ALLEGEDLY we fight when it’s switched to angry. so if I ever go to mess with and switch it she loses her mind LMAO
ALLEGEDLY we fight when it’s switched to angry. so if I ever go to mess with and switch it she loses her mind LMAO
November 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
so, my wife isn’t superstitious about much. BUT. she is incredibly superstitious about this reversible plush octopus we have in the car.
ALLEGEDLY we fight when it’s switched to angry. so if I ever go to mess with and switch it she loses her mind LMAO
ALLEGEDLY we fight when it’s switched to angry. so if I ever go to mess with and switch it she loses her mind LMAO
was just talking about how I can’t stand 🚩panty sniffers🚩 in books and my wife then deliberately inhaled and said, “the essence”
I’m tired of this sleepover. someone come me pick up💀
I’m tired of this sleepover. someone come me pick up💀
February 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
was just talking about how I can’t stand 🚩panty sniffers🚩 in books and my wife then deliberately inhaled and said, “the essence”
I’m tired of this sleepover. someone come me pick up💀
I’m tired of this sleepover. someone come me pick up💀
someone has been hiding mini Jesus figures at my work… they are being added to my dark romance shelf LMAO.
I have been cackling over putting one next to Her Soul to Take😂
What do you think @harleylaroux.bsky.social , is it a good addition for the boys?
I have been cackling over putting one next to Her Soul to Take😂
What do you think @harleylaroux.bsky.social , is it a good addition for the boys?
February 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
someone has been hiding mini Jesus figures at my work… they are being added to my dark romance shelf LMAO.
I have been cackling over putting one next to Her Soul to Take😂
What do you think @harleylaroux.bsky.social , is it a good addition for the boys?
I have been cackling over putting one next to Her Soul to Take😂
What do you think @harleylaroux.bsky.social , is it a good addition for the boys?
I thought my 8 year old shih-tzu was the dramatic one
but the fight I just put up with my pit boxer to go outside while it’s raining isn’t even funny
mf walking around like his paws are contaminated from the puddles🤦♀️
but the fight I just put up with my pit boxer to go outside while it’s raining isn’t even funny
mf walking around like his paws are contaminated from the puddles🤦♀️
January 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I thought my 8 year old shih-tzu was the dramatic one
but the fight I just put up with my pit boxer to go outside while it’s raining isn’t even funny
mf walking around like his paws are contaminated from the puddles🤦♀️
but the fight I just put up with my pit boxer to go outside while it’s raining isn’t even funny
mf walking around like his paws are contaminated from the puddles🤦♀️
i remember a time when the most HEATED debate i had was whether someone was Team Edward or Team Jacob…🤧💅
(p.s. Team Jacob🐺🩶)
(p.s. Team Jacob🐺🩶)
January 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
i remember a time when the most HEATED debate i had was whether someone was Team Edward or Team Jacob…🤧💅
(p.s. Team Jacob🐺🩶)
(p.s. Team Jacob🐺🩶)
you win Rebecca Yarros.
Onyx Storm obliterated me.
i cried SO. MUCH. & i hate everything now.
Onyx Storm obliterated me.
i cried SO. MUCH. & i hate everything now.
January 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
you win Rebecca Yarros.
Onyx Storm obliterated me.
i cried SO. MUCH. & i hate everything now.
Onyx Storm obliterated me.
i cried SO. MUCH. & i hate everything now.
I love that my dad narrates his every move in COD over a mic. makes things interesting for everyone 😂
January 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I love that my dad narrates his every move in COD over a mic. makes things interesting for everyone 😂
my coworker told me I give grumpy old man energy & I honestly couldn’t agree more👨🦳
January 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
my coworker told me I give grumpy old man energy & I honestly couldn’t agree more👨🦳
I sure exude the confidence of Xaden with crossing the parapet for a bitch with vertigo 🫡💀
January 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I sure exude the confidence of Xaden with crossing the parapet for a bitch with vertigo 🫡💀
the parasites in me tell me to bark at every man within a 5 feet radius of me🐶🗣️
January 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
the parasites in me tell me to bark at every man within a 5 feet radius of me🐶🗣️
the books releasing this year that I’m MOST anticipating 👹
mentally preparing to be devastated with each one ✨😂
mentally preparing to be devastated with each one ✨😂
January 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
the books releasing this year that I’m MOST anticipating 👹
mentally preparing to be devastated with each one ✨😂
mentally preparing to be devastated with each one ✨😂
my intrusive thought every time a Lionel Acrux chapter pops up👹🔥
January 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
my intrusive thought every time a Lionel Acrux chapter pops up👹🔥
my favorite animal is when the morally grey MMC says,
“Who did this to you?”
🧎♀️➡️✨📚
“Who did this to you?”
🧎♀️➡️✨📚
January 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
my favorite animal is when the morally grey MMC says,
“Who did this to you?”
🧎♀️➡️✨📚
“Who did this to you?”
🧎♀️➡️✨📚
Onyx Storm releases in 10 days & I literally cannot cope
already booked my stay for a grippy sock vacation in preparation for the emotional damage I know Rebecca will be dealing🫡🌩️
already booked my stay for a grippy sock vacation in preparation for the emotional damage I know Rebecca will be dealing🫡🌩️
January 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Onyx Storm releases in 10 days & I literally cannot cope
already booked my stay for a grippy sock vacation in preparation for the emotional damage I know Rebecca will be dealing🫡🌩️
already booked my stay for a grippy sock vacation in preparation for the emotional damage I know Rebecca will be dealing🫡🌩️
i threaten to show my butthole to people i don’t like on regular basis.
don’t know what that says about me psychologically but here we are 💃🍑
don’t know what that says about me psychologically but here we are 💃🍑
January 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i threaten to show my butthole to people i don’t like on regular basis.
don’t know what that says about me psychologically but here we are 💃🍑
don’t know what that says about me psychologically but here we are 💃🍑
trust the process…🌩️
January 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
trust the process…🌩️
i know there is a huge debate on who the hottest anime man is but may i throw my contender in and introduce you to…
✨ SHINYA—“I’m just your dog”—KOGAMI ✨
🎶what a man, what a man, what a man🎶
(Psycho-Pass is so slept on🥲)
✨ SHINYA—“I’m just your dog”—KOGAMI ✨
🎶what a man, what a man, what a man🎶
(Psycho-Pass is so slept on🥲)
January 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i know there is a huge debate on who the hottest anime man is but may i throw my contender in and introduce you to…
✨ SHINYA—“I’m just your dog”—KOGAMI ✨
🎶what a man, what a man, what a man🎶
(Psycho-Pass is so slept on🥲)
✨ SHINYA—“I’m just your dog”—KOGAMI ✨
🎶what a man, what a man, what a man🎶
(Psycho-Pass is so slept on🥲)