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hollywood sued for 'false advertisement' after being discovered to not actually being made out of wood
hollywood sued for 'false advertisement' after being discovered to not actually being made out of wood
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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hollywood sued for 'false advertisement' after being discovered to not actually being made out of wood
hollywood sued for 'false advertisement' after being discovered to not actually being made out of wood
[BEAKING NEWS]:
A Duck has taken over the news studio!!
A Duck has taken over the news studio!!
October 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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A Duck has taken over the news studio!!
A Duck has taken over the news studio!!
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Man sues mirror for 'identity theft'. after 12 weeks of prosecution, the mirror won.
Man sues mirror for 'identity theft'. after 12 weeks of prosecution, the mirror won.
September 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Man sues mirror for 'identity theft'. after 12 weeks of prosecution, the mirror won.
Man sues mirror for 'identity theft'. after 12 weeks of prosecution, the mirror won.
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the vampire mafia of San Francisco reportedly donated over $300,000 worth of fresh blood packs to a local hospital, being the most generous donation they've ever done since 2009 after recent leader change
the vampire mafia of San Francisco reportedly donated over $300,000 worth of fresh blood packs to a local hospital, being the most generous donation they've ever done since 2009 after recent leader change
September 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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the vampire mafia of San Francisco reportedly donated over $300,000 worth of fresh blood packs to a local hospital, being the most generous donation they've ever done since 2009 after recent leader change
the vampire mafia of San Francisco reportedly donated over $300,000 worth of fresh blood packs to a local hospital, being the most generous donation they've ever done since 2009 after recent leader change
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local pizzeria shut down after mafia discovered pineapple on their pizza. the pizzaiolo who owned the pizzeria is still missing. "no idea where he went", says local mafioso.
local pizzeria shut down after mafia discovered pineapple on their pizza. the pizzaiolo who owned the pizzeria is still missing. "no idea where he went", says local mafioso.
September 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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local pizzeria shut down after mafia discovered pineapple on their pizza. the pizzaiolo who owned the pizzeria is still missing. "no idea where he went", says local mafioso.
local pizzeria shut down after mafia discovered pineapple on their pizza. the pizzaiolo who owned the pizzeria is still missing. "no idea where he went", says local mafioso.
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Dr. Pepper, and its knockoff brands, have reportedly never gotten their PHD's, leading to a class action lawsuit for false advertising.
Dr. Pepper, and its knockoff brands, have reportedly never gotten their PHD's, leading to a class action lawsuit for false advertising.
September 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Dr. Pepper, and its knockoff brands, have reportedly never gotten their PHD's, leading to a class action lawsuit for false advertising.
Dr. Pepper, and its knockoff brands, have reportedly never gotten their PHD's, leading to a class action lawsuit for false advertising.
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Mountain SuperEvil reportedly discovered to actually be secret villain lair. 'the perpetual dark hurricane and red lightning should've been a giveaway, but we assumed it was just part of the mountains vibe', local park rangers say.
Mountain SuperEvil reportedly discovered to actually be secret villain lair. 'the perpetual dark hurricane and red lightning should've been a giveaway, but we assumed it was just part of the mountains vibe', local park rangers say.
September 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Mountain SuperEvil reportedly discovered to actually be secret villain lair. 'the perpetual dark hurricane and red lightning should've been a giveaway, but we assumed it was just part of the mountains vibe', local park rangers say.
Mountain SuperEvil reportedly discovered to actually be secret villain lair. 'the perpetual dark hurricane and red lightning should've been a giveaway, but we assumed it was just part of the mountains vibe', local park rangers say.
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Local cryptid reportedly 'too shy' for photoshoot. we couldn't find him for a quote, but we are certain he would say that
Local cryptid reportedly 'too shy' for photoshoot. we couldn't find him for a quote, but we are certain he would say that
May 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Local cryptid reportedly 'too shy' for photoshoot. we couldn't find him for a quote, but we are certain he would say that
Local cryptid reportedly 'too shy' for photoshoot. we couldn't find him for a quote, but we are certain he would say that
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Congress has pajama party sleepover in the Senate Chambers. Reports state that snacks, soda, movies and extra blankets were provided for Congress to enjoy their pajama party.
Congress has pajama party sleepover in the Senate Chambers. Reports state that snacks, soda, movies and extra blankets were provided for Congress to enjoy their pajama party.
March 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Congress has pajama party sleepover in the Senate Chambers. Reports state that snacks, soda, movies and extra blankets were provided for Congress to enjoy their pajama party.
Congress has pajama party sleepover in the Senate Chambers. Reports state that snacks, soda, movies and extra blankets were provided for Congress to enjoy their pajama party.
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Local fish tries walking, gets thrown back into the water by spiteful passerby.
Local fish tries walking, gets thrown back into the water by spiteful passerby.
March 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Local fish tries walking, gets thrown back into the water by spiteful passerby.
Local fish tries walking, gets thrown back into the water by spiteful passerby.
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Missing person reportedly found tucked into their own bed. 'I just didn't feel like responding to anyone or anything', says person.
Missing person reportedly found tucked into their own bed. 'I just didn't feel like responding to anyone or anything', says person.
March 24, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Missing person reportedly found tucked into their own bed. 'I just didn't feel like responding to anyone or anything', says person.
Missing person reportedly found tucked into their own bed. 'I just didn't feel like responding to anyone or anything', says person.
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Local Eldritch Horror sued for discrimination during recent sacrificial ritual. 'Only human souls can satisfy me', The Horror said after animal rights protesters demanded the incomprehensible being allow non-human sacrifices, such as goats or cows.
Local Eldritch Horror sued for discrimination during recent sacrificial ritual. 'Only human souls can satisfy me', The Horror said after animal rights protesters demanded the incomprehensible being allow non-human sacrifices, such as goats or cows.
March 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Local Eldritch Horror sued for discrimination during recent sacrificial ritual. 'Only human souls can satisfy me', The Horror said after animal rights protesters demanded the incomprehensible being allow non-human sacrifices, such as goats or cows.
Local Eldritch Horror sued for discrimination during recent sacrificial ritual. 'Only human souls can satisfy me', The Horror said after animal rights protesters demanded the incomprehensible being allow non-human sacrifices, such as goats or cows.
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Local shark sues all of Hollywood for 'defamation'. "Everyone is afraid of me, and im just a little guy", says shark.
Local shark sues all of Hollywood for 'defamation'. "Everyone is afraid of me, and im just a little guy", says shark.
March 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Local shark sues all of Hollywood for 'defamation'. "Everyone is afraid of me, and im just a little guy", says shark.
Local shark sues all of Hollywood for 'defamation'. "Everyone is afraid of me, and im just a little guy", says shark.
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Paris restaurant condemned and shut down after evidence of rats cooking food without proper disinfection. This was discovered after an increase in illness from recent customers of the restaurant.
Paris restaurant condemned and shut down after evidence of rats cooking food without proper disinfection. This was discovered after an increase in illness from recent customers of the restaurant.
March 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Paris restaurant condemned and shut down after evidence of rats cooking food without proper disinfection. This was discovered after an increase in illness from recent customers of the restaurant.
Paris restaurant condemned and shut down after evidence of rats cooking food without proper disinfection. This was discovered after an increase in illness from recent customers of the restaurant.
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local dog arrested after arguing with police officer. "I had a warrant but this dog kept arguing with me, not letting me in", says officer.
local dog arrested after arguing with police officer. "I had a warrant but this dog kept arguing with me, not letting me in", says officer.
March 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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local dog arrested after arguing with police officer. "I had a warrant but this dog kept arguing with me, not letting me in", says officer.
local dog arrested after arguing with police officer. "I had a warrant but this dog kept arguing with me, not letting me in", says officer.
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Local Man hospitalized after trying 'british food'. Doctors claims 'lack of taste' as cause for illness.
Local Man hospitalized after trying 'british food'. Doctors claims 'lack of taste' as cause for illness.
March 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Local Man hospitalized after trying 'british food'. Doctors claims 'lack of taste' as cause for illness.
Local Man hospitalized after trying 'british food'. Doctors claims 'lack of taste' as cause for illness.
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After John Cena's heel-turn, Mr. Cena promises that he will continue doing Make-a-Wish charity, but will beat up the person he is visiting.
"I have to stay in character, but i still want to make people happy",- says Mr. Cena.
After John Cena's heel-turn, Mr. Cena promises that he will continue doing Make-a-Wish charity, but will beat up the person he is visiting.
"I have to stay in character, but i still want to make people happy",- says Mr. Cena.
March 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
[BREAKING NEWS]:
After John Cena's heel-turn, Mr. Cena promises that he will continue doing Make-a-Wish charity, but will beat up the person he is visiting.
"I have to stay in character, but i still want to make people happy",- says Mr. Cena.
After John Cena's heel-turn, Mr. Cena promises that he will continue doing Make-a-Wish charity, but will beat up the person he is visiting.
"I have to stay in character, but i still want to make people happy",- says Mr. Cena.
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CEO reportedly 'Exhausted' after 45 day vacation. "People dont realize how much hard work it takes to properly vacation", says CEO during sympathy conference.
CEO reportedly 'Exhausted' after 45 day vacation. "People dont realize how much hard work it takes to properly vacation", says CEO during sympathy conference.
March 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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CEO reportedly 'Exhausted' after 45 day vacation. "People dont realize how much hard work it takes to properly vacation", says CEO during sympathy conference.
CEO reportedly 'Exhausted' after 45 day vacation. "People dont realize how much hard work it takes to properly vacation", says CEO during sympathy conference.
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Local Dog arrested after Mailman filed a court case, stating 'my feelings got hurt'. Dog claims, 'i didn't say that',
Local Dog arrested after Mailman filed a court case, stating 'my feelings got hurt'. Dog claims, 'i didn't say that',
March 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Local Dog arrested after Mailman filed a court case, stating 'my feelings got hurt'. Dog claims, 'i didn't say that',
Local Dog arrested after Mailman filed a court case, stating 'my feelings got hurt'. Dog claims, 'i didn't say that',
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Local dinosaur sues oil company for 'desecrating a grave', after they extract oil from a 70million year old graveyard
Local dinosaur sues oil company for 'desecrating a grave', after they extract oil from a 70million year old graveyard
March 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Local dinosaur sues oil company for 'desecrating a grave', after they extract oil from a 70million year old graveyard
Local dinosaur sues oil company for 'desecrating a grave', after they extract oil from a 70million year old graveyard
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Local man discovers his houseplant has been doing his taxes for him for years. 'I just assumed i was committing tax fraud', says man. '...', says houseplant.
Local man discovers his houseplant has been doing his taxes for him for years. 'I just assumed i was committing tax fraud', says man. '...', says houseplant.
March 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Local man discovers his houseplant has been doing his taxes for him for years. 'I just assumed i was committing tax fraud', says man. '...', says houseplant.
Local man discovers his houseplant has been doing his taxes for him for years. 'I just assumed i was committing tax fraud', says man. '...', says houseplant.
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Study finds that 9829% of all percentages are 'made up in the spot', leaving Lead Researcher scratching his head at the 54% margin for error.
Study finds that 9829% of all percentages are 'made up in the spot', leaving Lead Researcher scratching his head at the 54% margin for error.
March 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Study finds that 9829% of all percentages are 'made up in the spot', leaving Lead Researcher scratching his head at the 54% margin for error.
Study finds that 9829% of all percentages are 'made up in the spot', leaving Lead Researcher scratching his head at the 54% margin for error.
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Suprem Court Mandates that all cities must increase carbon emisions by 600% before the end of the month to 'accelerate Climate Change' after congress determined 'winter is boring'
Suprem Court Mandates that all cities must increase carbon emisions by 600% before the end of the month to 'accelerate Climate Change' after congress determined 'winter is boring'
March 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Suprem Court Mandates that all cities must increase carbon emisions by 600% before the end of the month to 'accelerate Climate Change' after congress determined 'winter is boring'
Suprem Court Mandates that all cities must increase carbon emisions by 600% before the end of the month to 'accelerate Climate Change' after congress determined 'winter is boring'