The existence of cottage cheese implies that cottages have nipples
July 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The existence of cottage cheese implies that cottages have nipples
Reposted by Motel Oysters
This is from Haaretz, an Israeli news site. It proves that Israeli concentration camp soldiers have been ordered to deliberately shoot at unarmed Palestinians waiting for humanitarian aid.
No Western media will run this story or even refer to it, because real Western journalism is mostly dead.
No Western media will run this story or even refer to it, because real Western journalism is mostly dead.
June 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This is from Haaretz, an Israeli news site. It proves that Israeli concentration camp soldiers have been ordered to deliberately shoot at unarmed Palestinians waiting for humanitarian aid.
No Western media will run this story or even refer to it, because real Western journalism is mostly dead.
No Western media will run this story or even refer to it, because real Western journalism is mostly dead.
Fahrenheit isn't a real unit of temperature. Grow up.
April 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Fahrenheit isn't a real unit of temperature. Grow up.
If you think about it, the phrases "Take me to your leader" and "Can I speak to your manager?" mean the exact same thing
February 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If you think about it, the phrases "Take me to your leader" and "Can I speak to your manager?" mean the exact same thing
That One Weird Guy From Your Workplace: "You can't spell harrassment without an ASS, am I right???"
HR Rep: "See this is the exact type of behaviour we had to call this meeting about"
HR Rep: "See this is the exact type of behaviour we had to call this meeting about"
December 23, 2024 at 8:11 PM
That One Weird Guy From Your Workplace: "You can't spell harrassment without an ASS, am I right???"
HR Rep: "See this is the exact type of behaviour we had to call this meeting about"
HR Rep: "See this is the exact type of behaviour we had to call this meeting about"
Whenever someone starts a sentence with "Friendly reminder that", you know you're about to hear the most passive aggressive shit you've ever heard in your life
December 18, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Whenever someone starts a sentence with "Friendly reminder that", you know you're about to hear the most passive aggressive shit you've ever heard in your life
🎶 On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me; Insurance CEO now deceased 🎶
December 6, 2024 at 12:39 AM
🎶 On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me; Insurance CEO now deceased 🎶
When someone that was a theatre kid calls you a theatre kid, they mean it as a compliment.
When literally anyone else calls you a theatre kid, they mean it in as derogatory of a manner as possible.
When literally anyone else calls you a theatre kid, they mean it in as derogatory of a manner as possible.
November 28, 2024 at 9:09 PM
When someone that was a theatre kid calls you a theatre kid, they mean it as a compliment.
When literally anyone else calls you a theatre kid, they mean it in as derogatory of a manner as possible.
When literally anyone else calls you a theatre kid, they mean it in as derogatory of a manner as possible.
*Celebrity couple touring a house they're considering buying*
"Look honey, this corner would be a perfect backdrop for our public apology couch!"
"Look honey, this corner would be a perfect backdrop for our public apology couch!"
November 25, 2024 at 10:09 PM
*Celebrity couple touring a house they're considering buying*
"Look honey, this corner would be a perfect backdrop for our public apology couch!"
"Look honey, this corner would be a perfect backdrop for our public apology couch!"
Not sure which conservatives need to hear this, but owning the libs won't make your wife un-leave you
November 25, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Not sure which conservatives need to hear this, but owning the libs won't make your wife un-leave you
Life gets a lot easier when you realize for every question that starts in the word "why", an acceptable answer is "why not?"
November 23, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Life gets a lot easier when you realize for every question that starts in the word "why", an acceptable answer is "why not?"
Scammed again! 100 crayons in the pack and they all taste the same :(
November 11, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Scammed again! 100 crayons in the pack and they all taste the same :(