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Mid the Middest
@mostmid.bsky.social
Your second favorite reply guy
Just thrilled to be invited
Is this thing on
November 13, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Hot Tip to any femmes who've considered cutting all their hair off more than once -
Just do it. It's fine.
December 29, 2023 at 7:46 AM
Fuck Elon but it is cool to see most of my Twitter timeline as Free Juniper posting
October 6, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Who outchea tryna be a good person but also worried they aren't
October 4, 2023 at 1:03 AM
October 4, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Hi hello excuse me this didn’t get a satisfying enough amount of likes on the other site if anyone would care to help
October 1, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Nice sky you got there
September 29, 2023 at 3:20 AM
MY ALDI FINALLY HAD ALDI GEAR

REPPIN MY SET
September 27, 2023 at 3:50 AM
Me irl
Attenborough voice: 'she puffs up her plumage in an offensive/defensive stance.. '
September 24, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Mollie taking much pride in her role as painting supervisor
September 24, 2023 at 9:05 PM
"I always forget how short you are" is one of the best unintentional compliments I've ever received
September 24, 2023 at 3:24 AM
The worst thing you can do on social media is out-snark someone
September 24, 2023 at 2:45 AM
Salty that it’s only my most basic, dumb replies that get any traction on Twitter

I have better material! I promise!!
September 23, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Who else up pondering their manjula pothos
September 23, 2023 at 2:59 AM
Not to brag but the mockingbirds by my house are so good, they have my bird sound ID app thinking there are like 5 uncommon species in my yard
September 19, 2023 at 9:47 PM
September 15, 2023 at 3:58 AM
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why do ppl get so mad about gender reveal parties? it’s really important to know if the new baby should have its emotional needs callously ignored or if it should be condescended to
September 4, 2023 at 1:10 AM
High key most of the reason I fw wrestling twitter is that wrestling fans get sooo riled up
September 4, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Keeping my dormant lewd acct on linked on my main twitter is a great way to quickly determine how smart whatever guy I’ve annoyed is

Only the most basic of dudes immediately go to trying to make me feel some sort of way about it, it’s such a tell and it’s so funny
September 3, 2023 at 11:04 PM
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Yeah my Love Language is "physical touch".... on my wiener!!!! 🤣
August 21, 2023 at 6:28 PM
One of these days everyone is gonna be fine

Not today but surely someday.
August 21, 2023 at 6:48 PM
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Still fundraising for my cat! Please help and share if you can’t assist ❤️

https://gofund.me/ffed1458
August 7, 2023 at 5:43 PM
Do y’all like spider content?

He’s kind of a big guy but I think he’s cute
August 11, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Brb getting her tattooed on me
August 10, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Inside me there are two wolves and they are both annoyed most of the time but not Dangerously so
August 7, 2023 at 10:48 PM