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less slimmerous, more glimmerous, y'know?

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She always knows when she's being pap'd
A cat tree at arm's length. A beautiful calico cat is curled up inside a cube structure, apparently asleep. The same cat tree, a little closer. The calico cat is identically curled with the cube. Her eyes are now quite visible. The same cat tree, fully zoomed into the cube where the cat is curled. One of her eyes...is quite clearly open & regarding the lens with suspicion.
December 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Huge if true
Screencap of job ad reading: "About the job. About —. Water is essential for life. At —, we’re not just delivering water—we’re driving innovation,"
December 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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jesus christ i am having a stroke
Screencap of job ad that reads, asininely: "About the job. Content production with AI, awesome clients, tight knit team, and SEO knowledge sounds great right?"
December 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Also how great is this 🙄

Pathetic, pathetic, this country is pathetic.

Love living in QLD, Australi, where a 15 year old can be jailed as an adult but can't post on Instagram. So good.
Screenshot of Bsky pop-up that says "Due to laws in your region, certain features on Bluesky are currently restricted until you're able to verify you're an adult. Learn more in your account settings."
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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So I really should be getting ready for work, but I have to quickly yell about The Ringer, in this dumb article of the top 100 TV episodes in the past century, vindicating what I've been saying since forever: 'The Constant', from Lost, is one of the best fuckin episodes of anything I've ever seen
Vindicating screenshot from said article, declaring "The Constant" at #1
December 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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In other news: I continue to be Correct about Music (tho not correct about platform for listening to it; I am working on it!!)
Screenshot of Spotify wrapped. Top artists, in order: Mitski, Japanese Breakfast, Chromeo, Waxahatchee, Murray Gold. Top songs: The Hardest Part, Tiny Threads, Love on a Real Train, Right Back to It, As Good As It Gets. Minutes listened: 30,212. Top genre: Indie Pop.
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Oh! Oh I'm so glad!!! Soz I tried to kill you babe ❤️❤️❤️
Screencap of narrative text on screen in a game of Citizen Sleeper: "Ethan rubs his temples. "I'm sorry," he hisses. "I'm sorry for being a shit, and trying to kill you, and whacking that thick skull of yours." He sighs.
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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I'm playing Citizen Sleeper at long last & surprising no one... I kind of love this p.o.s.
A photo of a computer screen showing Citizen Sleeper mid-game. A stylised drawing of a sandy-haired white guy with baggy clothing and many bandages on his face is in the centre, with the name ETHAN written vertically beside him & the words "Cynical bounty hunter." below.
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Mandatory update. Verdict: not bad, but my hair's too floofy; I'm going to need gel or oil to achieve true Colin Farrell evil douchebaginess
A selfie of a white person from the neck up in cartoon dog pyjamas; their hair is shaved at the sides and pushed back in a bit of a quiff: not quite Colin Farrell
September 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Kim Kitsuragi is killing me, I love him so much (yes yes, late to this party)
A screenshot of Disco Elysium.
July 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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🤮
A screenshot of partially highlighted text, reading 'together [start highlight] in traditional Aussie mateship [end highlight].'
July 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Cat has recently taken to the little cubbyhole on her tower ❤️
A ridiculously cute calico cat, peering out from a square cubbyhole on a cat tower. She's so cute!
May 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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The sheer SAVAGERY of this line, I am cackling
A screenshot of text talking about Waugh's extreme hard-on for a lost age, and his curious and persistent location of that lost age purely in upper-class snobs. The highlighted section is a quotation from Frank Kermode: Frank Kermode observed that ‘the operation of divine grace seems to be confined to those who say “chimney-piece”.
April 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Really gotta read more Waugh.
A screencapped passage of text. The highlighted section reads: 'Waugh is very good at being fed up and always evokes the wretchedness and exasperation of travel with relish – one of his reviewers singled out for praise his ‘disgusto’. He is bracingly disabused of the clichés of the seasoned traveller: it is nonsense to say ‘that one eats with a gay appetite and sleeps with the imperturbable ease of infancy’ when in fact you can’t get a good night’s sleep and the food is heinous.'
April 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Fuck I love this show
A screencap of plain white text reading "The agents discover that killer cockroaches may actually be alien robots."
January 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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A little sad about how little I read last year, but it was A Year for various reasons, so I guess it's good I got any done. Some of these were chunksters, too: The Proud Tower—fantastic, but what a marathon!
Four book covers placed in a 2-by-2 grid. From left to right, top to bottom: Industrial Estate, Hilary Mantel's The Mirror & the Light, Barbara Tuchman's The Proud Tower, Jonathan Stroud's The Amulet of Samarkand.
January 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Apple car or bust
An illustration from Richard Scarry, of a smiling, hat-and-bow-tie-wearing worm sitting in a large red apple, which happens to have wheels and is, in fact, a car.
January 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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That's right, I gave a Bridget Jones rewatch more stars than Anora, and I stand by it
A row of 4 film posters with star ratings. From left to right: Bridget Jones's Diary (4 stars, rewatch); The Holdovers (4.5 stars, rewatch); Anora (3 stars); Johnny Mnemonic (3 stars).
December 28, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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Sleepy Percy
A calico cat prostrate on a wooden floor. She is asleep, and she is beautiful.
December 15, 2024 at 11:46 AM
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This is the way I'm going to say I need to pee from now on #XFiles
A photo of a TV screen. On the TV, a teenage boy turns to another and says (captioned): Gotta drain the lizard.
December 4, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
A public street sign depicting a cartoon fox? dog? animal riding a skateboard while smoking and holding a glass of wine. He is incredibly cool. The creature is covered by a big red circle with a diagonal line through it, clearly indicating that being this cool is not allowed.
November 30, 2024 at 12:04 PM
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Mulder's signature easily one of the worst signatures I've ever seen #XFiles
Printed text on a paper: Sincerly, Fox Mulder. Above 'Fox Mulder' is a handwritten signature. It is extremely messy. The E looks like a lopsided W, the R like a lackadaisical 3.
November 24, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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Fuck me this is beautiful

Why is Melissa dressed like she's about to be tossed on a bonfire at Salem tho #XFiles
Screenshot with closed captions reading: "(Mulder) She's not here". Scully sits in small wooden boat, facing away from us. The boat is tethered to the shore where Mulder and Melissa stand looking outwards. Mulder has his arms crossed. A nurse from the hospital stands behind them, arms folded in front of herself.
November 24, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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and THEN we get him running through a hospital hallway in a TURTLENECK?

is it my BIRTHDAY??? #XFiles
Mulder in a hallway, wearing a blue/grey turtleneck and looking stressed.
November 24, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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Look at the jaw clenching as Mulder looks down at Scully's memorial plaque!!! The JAW CLENCHING!!! #XFiles
A very handsome David Duchovny as Mulder looks down at something off screen, clearly troubled. The jawbone of his right cheek is CLEARLY VISIBLE as he clenches his teeth in emotional angst.
November 24, 2024 at 3:56 AM