Elon musk is playing 3D tic-tac-toe

... And losing

For years they've been telling us that Trump is playing 3D chess.

They think this is a compliment.

All this means Is that when he doesn't get his way via playing by the rules, he just flips over the table and start screaming like a toddler with a soiled diaper.

Let's see how the tarrif wars work out for the US economy, sprinkles.

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He then asks if I could please help him with 20 - 40 dollars and he would be so grateful he is willing to give me this very large gold ring off of his very hand.

Yeah nice try jerk. I saw the same guy pulling this scheme two months ago in Taos with the same kid. That poor kid.

Do you really think the actual rule of law will last long enough for her to see a settlement?

You know what, after just paying my most recent cell phone bill I'll f****** take it.

Where do I sign up to get this free demon-powered 5G?

In both cases you have plenty of fans who enjoy your work.

I'm honestly curious how do you write people off with a meme coin?

Did she do something illegal or just offer a mean coin NFT for sale and people bought it?

Cuz from the outside it looks Like she offered a risky investment and people took it.

You can go back even farther to the 1929 Wall Street crash and before.

Every single major economic recession has been immediately preceded by radically reducing regulation and reduced taxes on the top tax tiers.

If you incentivize bad behavior people will do bad things for the economy.

Is this the reason that Trump keeps appointing so many new "Czars?"

Banana bread should always be the happy consequence of accidently letting a few bananas over-ripened.

The [enter] button on their television remote.

Send them back an invoice for $10 to review their first message

If I ever see him in a restaurant I'm going to accidently step in his way for five minutes straight while apologizing profusely:

"Pardon.

Pardon.

PARDON."