I do hope Forbidden Planet is on that list

Evri asking me to rate their performance on parcel that's taking two weeks to travel 60 miles and still hasn't arrived
Google asking me to rate and review Christmas tree farm I haven't visited yet and probably won't

Community group congratulating themselves by re-posting local MP's own post about herself eating mince pies while congratulating herself on congratulating them
Royal Mail advertising how to return multiple Christmas presents which I haven't received yet

I've just spotted the flaw in this excellent plan which is that now I have to go home and that means driving a mile up a very steep hill through a wood with the windspeed no lower than it was in the night. Wish me luck

Not just hunkering down - I've chickened out and am spending the night at the nearest pub. Time enough to survey the damage in the morning #StormDarragh #Cornwall

Obviously, The Dig

That's EXACTLY what I thought