Fatticus Inch
@mostlyinthekitchen.bsky.social
If you don't put the elephants in, you don't get real seconds. He/him
Pint no.2. Dancing Man Brewery White Crow Wheat IPA, 5.5%. Tremendous.
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Pint no.2. Dancing Man Brewery White Crow Wheat IPA, 5.5%. Tremendous.
Birthday pint (there may be another one a bit later).
February 12, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Birthday pint (there may be another one a bit later).
Really enjoying the way every time the Spectator advertises itself on X the first reply is something like this
February 1, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Really enjoying the way every time the Spectator advertises itself on X the first reply is something like this
This was posted approvingly on Facebook by a mate of my dad's. He is a man who very much benefited from the Fiscal Rules to which Starmer's government promises continued adherence. But I suppose when your brain is fully cooked you don't look very closely at what is actually going on.
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 AM
This was posted approvingly on Facebook by a mate of my dad's. He is a man who very much benefited from the Fiscal Rules to which Starmer's government promises continued adherence. But I suppose when your brain is fully cooked you don't look very closely at what is actually going on.
Cool, another addition to the list of things that about Matt Goodwin that we will be able to make fun of.
January 27, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Cool, another addition to the list of things that about Matt Goodwin that we will be able to make fun of.
'This violin is too small', said the tardigrade. 'I don't know how you expect me to perform with something so tiny'.
January 26, 2026 at 9:36 AM
'This violin is too small', said the tardigrade. 'I don't know how you expect me to perform with something so tiny'.
This must be his favourite cushion because sitting down on it induces instant purring.
January 18, 2026 at 6:13 PM
This must be his favourite cushion because sitting down on it induces instant purring.
She can actually be quite photogenic, she simply refuses to do so most of the time.
January 17, 2026 at 6:46 PM
She can actually be quite photogenic, she simply refuses to do so most of the time.
I wonder what percentage of this paper's core readership will get behind the wheel after a couple of pints?
January 10, 2026 at 9:03 AM
I wonder what percentage of this paper's core readership will get behind the wheel after a couple of pints?
Oh cool, so we can add 'bootlicker' to 'nasty crank bully'.
January 10, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Oh cool, so we can add 'bootlicker' to 'nasty crank bully'.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Yes, amusing gaffe etc but I now have this vision of the guy straightening his tie in the mirror and saying to himself 'fuckin *right* I'm Mr. Japan'.
July 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Yes, amusing gaffe etc but I now have this vision of the guy straightening his tie in the mirror and saying to himself 'fuckin *right* I'm Mr. Japan'.
Vibrant Forest Clouded Sun Witbier, 4.2%. It tastes very nice and it's prevented me from melting.
June 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Vibrant Forest Clouded Sun Witbier, 4.2%. It tastes very nice and it's prevented me from melting.
Just cringed so hard it broke every window in my house.
June 5, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Just cringed so hard it broke every window in my house.
For those who celebrate.
May 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM
For those who celebrate.
Weekend is starting with a couple of pints with a mate.
March 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Weekend is starting with a couple of pints with a mate.
Went to Arundel yesterday. A lovely, if chilly afternoon.
March 16, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Went to Arundel yesterday. A lovely, if chilly afternoon.
The third half (yes, there is such a thing where beer is concerned): Extra Black Nitro Porter, 4.5%
March 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The third half (yes, there is such a thing where beer is concerned): Extra Black Nitro Porter, 4.5%
The second half: Suspended In Belgium & Blues Hazy Pale Ale, 4%.
March 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The second half: Suspended In Belgium & Blues Hazy Pale Ale, 4%.
Not often I get to come here, so it's very welcome.
Having a half of something else after this one. This is Macc Bitter, 3.6%.
Having a half of something else after this one. This is Macc Bitter, 3.6%.
March 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Not often I get to come here, so it's very welcome.
Having a half of something else after this one. This is Macc Bitter, 3.6%.
Having a half of something else after this one. This is Macc Bitter, 3.6%.
The dinner parties that MG isn't being invited to must be fairly spectacular for him to be in a place where he's producing this stuff.
Unless of course, he's not bothered by that anymore because there's money in it.
Unless of course, he's not bothered by that anymore because there's money in it.
January 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The dinner parties that MG isn't being invited to must be fairly spectacular for him to be in a place where he's producing this stuff.
Unless of course, he's not bothered by that anymore because there's money in it.
Unless of course, he's not bothered by that anymore because there's money in it.
Went to call Kiki in for her breakfast and instead, this guy came to the front door. Quite prepared to be let in and eat whatever was available.
December 28, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Went to call Kiki in for her breakfast and instead, this guy came to the front door. Quite prepared to be let in and eat whatever was available.
I left my desk for 10 seconds
December 17, 2024 at 9:43 AM
I left my desk for 10 seconds