Teenage me always thought I’d be a Telvanni, which makes sense bc they have big edgelord, pseudointellectual, faux-Machiavellian vibes and I was all about that shit

My expectations are sky high because I am an idiot and I love this show

At least it ends incredibly sadly (depending on whether you’ve progressed with The Gray Prince or not)!

Also baseless astroturfing accusations are a distinctly right wing tactic, so at least you have a nice, varied well poisoning playbook

Yeah, this isn’t defeatist bub. This is just a recognition that we gotta try something a little more decisive than trusting an utterly exploitable and constantly exploited system

I cannot believe you’d understate the very adult artistic gravitas of my favorite space wizard superpower laser swordfight fantasy

The arena is definitely my first stop after the sewers. I always bang out the whole thing in one ridiculous sitting

There is no way people are still thinking we’re voting our way out of this lmfao

This skeet made me laugh. Here’s why that’s bad for Kamala 1/?