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Steffie
@mosteffie.bsky.social
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Neurodivergent working in Technology. I’m a Mom, Sewist, Knitter, and a Troopers Drum and Bugle Corps Alumni.
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Sometimes my timeline will line up enough that I get a funny story completely by accident.
1st skeet from Alt National Park Service: The break up between Musk and Trump has been nothing short of amusing, a public unraveling marked by petty jabs and power plays. Watching them take shots at each. <popcorn emoji> 2nd skeet from Alt NPS: Trump advised Elon that starting his own political party would be unwise, or else. 3rd skeet from Frog and Toad Bot: “I have to go home bow, Toad. There is something that I must do.” Frog hurried home.
July 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Cartoon cell of Wendy from Disney’s Peter Pan with the words “internally screaming”
June 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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We have Scholastic Children’s Dictionary and we’ve gotten a lot of use out of it.
Front cover of book with blue, red, and white strips. It has a photos of person on a motorcycle, a ladybug, a tablet and computer, a rock, and a lizard.
June 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Quoted by Anna Hughes (she stole it from elsewhere), “this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they’re both drake.”
June 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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..and done!

Recommendations for a tween who has recently begun experimenting with his style.
Screen cap of a Chewy Gives Back Donation.
June 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Hey folks, I think this account is impersonating the real Alt NPS account. Please report.
Screen capture of a BlueSky account impersonating Alt NPS.
February 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I’m behind on like, everything. New selfie!
A white woman with shoulder length red hair, green eyes, and red lipstick. I’m wearing a v-neck brown sweater and a silver necklace with three pendants.
January 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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For the guard, it was a hard show - lots of new concepts for us to wrap our heads around. At the 65th celebration they had photos up of the 90’s. Here’s one from 96.
Members of the 1996 Troopers Colorguard posing with multi-colored flags on a football field.
December 24, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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I am so, so sorry. 🫂 would a virtual cat do?
Black cat
December 10, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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Oh I got you!
Luna (a black cat) looking like she’s going to cut me.
November 25, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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My knitted shawl is now two cats long. 🧶
Two black cats holding my blue and purple knit shawl. The cat (Luna) in the foreground is giving me a ‘seriously lady?’ look. The cat (Lego) in the background is grooming himself - completely non-plus’d by me shenanigans. To the right of Luna are Patty Lyon’s book “Knitting Bag of Tricks.” We are all sitting on top of a white sheet.
November 25, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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GURL that wasn’t even the wildest one I got!
Another wild ad for Patriot Power Source You too can amplify scripture, I guess? Christian Healthcare is a thing?
November 22, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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YEP! Right after the election my FB timeline went stupid. Here’s the one I got.
It’s a crazy christian ad for survival kits.
November 22, 2024 at 4:20 AM
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A black cat looking at the camera, wrapped up in a blue and orange fluffy blanket.
November 20, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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Happy DCI schedule release day! Here come the Troopers!! >11<
June (TBA) - TroopCon25
June 28 - Ft. Collins, CO
July 2 - Cedarburg, WI
July 3 - Rockford, IL
July 5 - Whitewater, WI
July 6 - La Crosse, W
July 8 - Mankato, MN
July 9 - Ankeny, IA
July 11 - Dubuque, IA
July 12 - Lisle, IL
Troopers 11th Ohio calvary cross sabers logo with the Troopers gold and white flag waving in the crowd at Lucas Oil Stadium.
November 20, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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FYI: Hoopla might have a teeny issue in regard to accidentally turning off alarms on one’s smartphone. A friend of mine reported it.
Screenshot of missed alarms on a smartphone.
November 12, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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Oh I have one of mine!
Black cat yawning on a red arm car.
November 9, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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Earlier this evening I wrapped up Year 18 at my job. This year I decided on Vosages’ Pink Salt Caramel chocolate, a glass of white wine, and the comfort of my current knitting project to celebrate.
A slab of Vosages’ Pink Salt Caramel chocolate, a glass of white wine, and a blue and green knitted shawl in progress.
December 22, 2023 at 6:28 AM
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Starting over on a shawl. Luckily the pattern is simplistic. I just need to remember right side - wrong side. 🧶
The start of a knitted shawl in blue and purple yarn. It is lying across a navy blue leggings.
December 13, 2023 at 10:47 PM
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Oh, @gailsimone.bsky.social I saw your Snoopy Cup last night at my house. It was hidden with this glorious card.
Inside of a pop-up card with the cartoon Peanuts gang from “It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.” The words say, “Hope your Halloween is full of smiles!” A child’s thumb and finger are holding the card.
November 1, 2023 at 4:48 PM
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I heard it was National Cat Day.
So, here’s Luna after her human made the (her) bed. Please pardon the Christmas-time colors it was laundry day and the quilts were being cleaned.
A black cat stretched out on quilted squares of red, green, blue, and white. In the near, an open book on Kirtles.
October 30, 2023 at 4:42 AM
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6:30am wake up by these two attempting to take off my blankets.
Two black jerks (I mean cats) looking totally innocent. They know what they did.
October 28, 2023 at 5:12 PM
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Today was a gold star day. I prepped and made dinner. Normally, I’m so fried from the week I can’t make Saturday dinner, much less ponder what the household would all agree upon to eat.
A dry brined and roasted whole chicken leg with roasted potatoes and carrots, served on a blue plate with red trim. A wayward fork is also in the shot.
October 22, 2023 at 2:32 AM
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I’m playing Auntie, to my friend’s dog Draco, this week. Currently, we’re in a heatwave and we’ve officially melted.
A blonde chihuahua dog laying on it’s stomach upon a blue couch
October 5, 2023 at 11:55 PM
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As promised, here is the current size/state of the shawl I’m working on. I shared a super early picture of it, yesterday. Also, pictured my cat, Lego. 🧶
A purple knitted shawl laying on a white sheet with a black cat kneading on a red blanket. A close-up shot of knit stitches in purple-blue yarn.
September 26, 2023 at 4:36 AM