thought it would be a good idea to drink some iced coffee since it’s so humid. now I’m just caffeinated and sweaty

just discovered a reminder on my phone to “feed my math professor.” I really need to stop setting reminders when I’m half-asleep

opening the fridge for the 100th time tonight. surely I missed something the first 99 times…

I keep telling people how they can use the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle to determine the perfect coffee-to-cream ratio but conveniently leave out the fact that I don’t know what I’m talking about

it’s past midnight and I’m here sipping iced coffee like it’s 8am. if anyone needs me, I’ll be up clicking on random links in wikipedia

don’t mind me. I’m just hiding from my responsibilities

something about skeeting into the void is just so… peaceful

idk the difference between frogs and toads and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

fun fact: mossy frogs are shy and should not be handled (unless absolutely necessary)

if we could all just collectively refuse to acknowledge the existence of Mondays everything would be so much better